Oh, my god. She's become a fleshlight.

I have no qualms about jumpsuits, but that jumpsuit has issues. It's looks like a wearable pelvic exam.

I admire anyone willing and able to wear a jumpsuit. But why this terrible blush color? Is that a ruffle?

LITERALLY WHAT IS SHE WEARING

Okay, but can we talk about what's happening with that jumpsuit? Because I don't understand what's happening with that jumpsuit.

I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

I can't even. I am now unable to even.

This reminds me of The Mighty Boosh.

If SIL cutting my hair is a "2" I don't wanna stick around to found out what "10" is on the dramatic scale.

I'm pretty sure that a beat down was in order. Maybe it's because I'm black and our hair is an issue dejour, but I would have beat the shit out of her. And my (fictitious) husband probably would have understood and been okay with said beatdown of his sister. I don't get why anyone would think that it's okay to cut…

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.

I had just started dating this gal, and she got pregnant.

I'm still trying to convince my girlfriend she doesn't need to wear makeup....

Liposuction as a prize for a beauty contest? Literally, "You are the most beautiful person out of all the contestants and you're still not good enough."

Or maybe your lack of ability not to comment on the physique of a grown ass woman means that you do?

That might actually be the most disturbing aspect of this story to me.