It seems journalistically irresponsible to run this article without before and after photos.

All other very valid criticisms aside, did Depp write the script for Lone Ranger?  Was he in charge of casting a white guy as Tonto?

I really hate to be in a position where I'm defending Kim Kardashian, but I think you're seriously ignoring how difficult it is for people who get released from prison to find any kind of meaningful employment.  It would have been far more bleak if Kim had just stopped helping this woman after successfully securing…

I just can’t shake the feeling that in 10 years or so, we’ll be looking back at products like these as the next big surprise causes of cancer, except that no one will really be all that surprised.

None of these people give a shit until it starts to impact their bottom line.  Ninja is no different. 

This seems to be this particular blogger's modus operandi.

It should be repeatedly reiterated that Cats ALREADY sucked.

It should be repeatedly reiterated that Cats ALREADY sucked.

I’m so damn glad that I’m too old for this particular corner of online culture.

The death of couch coop is the worst thing to happen to multiplayer gaming in the past 10 years. Not everyone wants to deal with internet randos or coordinating schedules to play with friends online. Anyone who grew up in the N64 era will fondly remember the fun of sitting around with a group taking turns at Goldeneye…

But do they have nipples?

I don’t know...while that control scheme was conceptually interesting in its distinguishment between high and low profile actions, in practice it was a recipe for finger cramps, as you were CONSTANTLY holding the trigger and run buttons together to sprint at top speed.  It didn't work well for extended play sessions. 

Risk to public safety and security seems a bit of a stretch...

Let me guess, was it a side-scrolling platformer/shooter?

It’s not a matter of being able to tell if a student is playing games (you can ALWAYS tell.) It’s a matter of deciding whether or not calling them out on it would be even more of a disruption to everyone else than letting it slide.

Is it okay to snidely dismiss all anime as a general rule?

There's dog people, and then there's "small-dog" people.  I am the former only.

As long as it includes an inverted y-axis camera option, which has been criminally absent from several of the other Lego games, I may give this a look.  ;-)

I mean, he's only 38.  There are lots of men that age who look like that, provided they keep in shape.

This looks disappointingly on-rails.