Yeah I didn’t like that. Please don’t tell me what I “should” be doing, thanks.

Jadine said it was because she did not put a moisturizer with sunscreen on before the foundation, which was the number one reason makeup can feel heavy.

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Kyle! You blogged!

Your waiter quietly mutters “can i....can i get you a coffee?” in an accent slightly British, and slightly continental. Your eyes make contact, just a little too long, but then his glasses flash, as he turns away and blushes. He brings you your latte, there is a single heart drawn in foam on it.

That smell has to be manufactured in a plant in New Jersey, there’s no other way to get that kind of distinctness and consistency of smell. It’s probably patented.

Why do they smell so bad?! Baking bread is supposed to smell good. It’s, like, a universal truth. Everyone loves the smell of baking bread. Somehow Subway manages to bake bread and the smell is nasty. I won’t eat there.

It’s really weird how people working at a site focused on video games sometimes experience fun and joy in life right?

Counterpoint: no. Leslie is right.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Clearly a ferret, not a rodent.

Pro Tip: You are wrong Kyle. Very very wrong.

Besides that, it’s owned and operated by Doctor’s Associates, Inc.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

Three things.

I mean if you’re ordering a steak and cheese from Subway, I fucking hate you. Like, forever.

I wrote a response to this.

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