There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Isn’t that the worst? I’ve had so many people I considered friends just out of the blue say horrible things lately, mostly on Facebook, about Trump and Hillary. Every time I’m like “dafuq? How did I not know about this?!”

Holy shit...

I actually had to completely reevaluate a friendship yesterday because I was texting my friend and she literally said “I think trump can do great things for white people and I support him” it genuinely threw me for a loop

This is going to be the ugliest most negative campaign season ever. God help us all.

DALE WASN’T RICH ENOUGH TO PULL A HOT, UNDERAGE CHICK LIKE COURTNEY.

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

likes to?

Mine played fetch for about three days before remembering she was a cat. Those were an awesome three days.

Mine plays fetch, but I didn’t teach her...she taught me ;)

I have really got to tell Beatrix T. Cattenborough about this. She has been very recalcitrant re: learning to do tricks. Maybe if she feels competitive?