This. Because if he, and the rest of the shitbag right wing bananas fuckwits supporting him, thinks that this isn’t going to cause all kinds of recruitment for ISIS, he is a... well, a shitbag right wing bananas fuckwit.

I um... I didn’t know you couldn’t flush tampons. I just figured they would break apart because they’re made of paper?

Pffft... Israel has a bunch of badass women in combat roles. They’re badder than most of the men in our country. We actually should be following Israel’s lead...

Do you watch porn? You do?

I can say, as someone who has worked in community theater as a director and stage manager, this does not surprise me. There have been many times where I’ve worked with male directors who were blatantly misogynistic to me or sexually harassed me in front of others and no one defended me or stood up for me. There was…

KARA PLEASE DO RECAPS OF TOP CHEF THIS SEASON I NEED TO KNOW YOUR OPINION ON THE CHEFS NOW THAT YOU’VE TASTED THEIR FOOD.

Yea, I’ve done this shit before. That shit is awesome, everyone wins! I’ve done something nice, married dude feels pretty good about himself, wife gets a happy husband, and I get a total innocent and cute interaction with a dude who won’t then turn it around and tell me he wants to put his dick in my mouth!

Well this post is just frankly adorable.

I’m a white woman, and I am definitely not rolling my eyes at you. Bravo. Brav-freakin’-o. The fact that we, as white women, don’t want equality for all women is total and complete bullshit, and I applaud you for continuing to shout this from the rooftops. Thank you.

It’s fine once you get to know them, right? But going to see a new person every time you get your hair cut becomes the problem, because you have to explain what you do, and what you’re doing for the weekend every single time!

She does note, however, that it “been one of our worst performing updates since we launched,” less than subtly suggesting that perhaps it’s not just other porn stars or companies that don’t want Deen right now, but consumers as well.

The best part of this story is that the kid declined. Like... you just used a sharpie, let me give you a tool that would ACTUALLY HELP, and he’s like “nah bruh.”

I have a strong suspicion that my relationship failed with the dude who took me to this movie was because this reboot was such a train wreck.

Yes, I’m definitely going to listen to you, someone who hasn’t read the books or seen the movies, the clear expert on whether or not the books and movies are nonsense.

I live in New Mexico, and constantly get asked if I live in Mexico. We might as well leave the “New” out for as many people know that New Mexico is a fucking state...

I don’t think it’s so much that they’re straight up not paying attention, but more of a case where they can’t be bothered to have an opinion until the real race starts.

Oh my god, the scenes between Luke and Jessica, just... perfect.

Might I suggest “The People’s Couch” as a substitute so your life isn’t over? Because it is a great substitute.

She’s a delightful human being, and I mean... haven’t we all been a little drunk and had our dress come unzipped and been talking to famous directors with our thong hanging out? She who is without sin among us, let she be the first to cast a stone at her...

The irony of this post is too good...