No, I agree. I think that were we at a point in our society where people weren’t getting murdered over being transgender or gender fluid or gay, then writing could be this tongue in cheek. I think the intention, based on his previous writing, is not to be transphobic, but again... is this the best way to do it?…

Yea, I agree, I think there’s a much better way to do it.

I think that’s the point though, that the writer is making fun of people for being ignorant about trans and gender fluid individuals and their place in the fashion industry...

This just made me tear up, especially that last part “because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for her situation.” What a beautiful sentiment, and one that needs to be more widely heard.

On the topic of waffles, what if you’re having waffles and fried chicken? That’s not considered a “breakfast food,” so I think you have a point here with the waffles thing.

So wait... you had shitty car pizza, and then later on went and had real restaurant pizza?

Your wife sounds awesome. French toast for dinner? Jesus christ marry her... or, you know, stay married to her.

Exactly. This is why adults buy separate tubs for cereal that have seals and are shaped for pouring. And you should only have like... 3 cereals, tops. The first one is “adult” cereal, or the fiber shit that you should be eating because it’s healthy, the “adult fun” cereal, which is fiber cereal with chocolate chunks,…

Well, might as well start it, as it is inevitable... Redi-Whip is garbage, and anyone who likes Redi-Whip is a monster.

You have to get up at 3 a.m. to whip up a bunch of foul-smelling starter dough just to appease a bunch of assholes coming in for the morning rush. You gotta REALLY like fondling croissant dough to do that. I’d rather clean stadium toilets.

Girl no... not Natalie Portman...

Man, that is flipping true...

Nah, he found the truck after he found the mud flap buried in the dirt, so he searched around for it.

Why do all alien face clinging organisms all look like vaginas in a way that implies that vaginas are bad aliens appendages that will tear faces off?

10/10 would bang.

Jesus christ, you’re a fucking tool if you’re giving advice like that.

I don’t have to tell you that Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation is the go-to guru for all things sheet related. Time for a rewatch of that episode, methinks.

This is pretty much the reason I read Deadspin, because of comments like this. You’re a smart man, Samer. Thanks!

Ah yes, the baby vamps. Let us not forget about the baby vamps, and weird hair pinned up momma of baby vamp who is obsessed with her kid enough to become a vamp herself and then make her husband go insane so he’ll leave her and her baby vamp alone...

No joke, going from 20-25, to 26-30 is the most depressing thing that’s happened to me the last 4 minutes.