I’m a white woman, and I am definitely not rolling my eyes at you. Bravo. Brav-freakin’-o. The fact that we, as white women, don’t want equality for all women is total and complete bullshit, and I applaud you for continuing to shout this from the rooftops. Thank you.

It’s fine once you get to know them, right? But going to see a new person every time you get your hair cut becomes the problem, because you have to explain what you do, and what you’re doing for the weekend every single time!

She does note, however, that it “been one of our worst performing updates since we launched,” less than subtly suggesting that perhaps it’s not just other porn stars or companies that don’t want Deen right now, but consumers as well.

The best part of this story is that the kid declined. Like... you just used a sharpie, let me give you a tool that would ACTUALLY HELP, and he’s like “nah bruh.”

I live in New Mexico, and constantly get asked if I live in Mexico. We might as well leave the “New” out for as many people know that New Mexico is a fucking state...

I don’t think it’s so much that they’re straight up not paying attention, but more of a case where they can’t be bothered to have an opinion until the real race starts.

Might I suggest “The People’s Couch” as a substitute so your life isn’t over? Because it is a great substitute.

She’s a delightful human being, and I mean... haven’t we all been a little drunk and had our dress come unzipped and been talking to famous directors with our thong hanging out? She who is without sin among us, let she be the first to cast a stone at her...

The irony of this post is too good...

No, I agree. I think that were we at a point in our society where people weren’t getting murdered over being transgender or gender fluid or gay, then writing could be this tongue in cheek. I think the intention, based on his previous writing, is not to be transphobic, but again... is this the best way to do it?…

Yea, I agree, I think there’s a much better way to do it.

I think that’s the point though, that the writer is making fun of people for being ignorant about trans and gender fluid individuals and their place in the fashion industry...

This just made me tear up, especially that last part “because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for her situation.” What a beautiful sentiment, and one that needs to be more widely heard.

On the topic of waffles, what if you’re having waffles and fried chicken? That’s not considered a “breakfast food,” so I think you have a point here with the waffles thing.

So wait... you had shitty car pizza, and then later on went and had real restaurant pizza?

Your wife sounds awesome. French toast for dinner? Jesus christ marry her... or, you know, stay married to her.

Exactly. This is why adults buy separate tubs for cereal that have seals and are shaped for pouring. And you should only have like... 3 cereals, tops. The first one is “adult” cereal, or the fiber shit that you should be eating because it’s healthy, the “adult fun” cereal, which is fiber cereal with chocolate chunks,…

Well, might as well start it, as it is inevitable... Redi-Whip is garbage, and anyone who likes Redi-Whip is a monster.

You have to get up at 3 a.m. to whip up a bunch of foul-smelling starter dough just to appease a bunch of assholes coming in for the morning rush. You gotta REALLY like fondling croissant dough to do that. I’d rather clean stadium toilets.

10/10 would bang.