Yes, but did he make the side? Because technically, this is all bullshit unless there’s a side included.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Just not Jessica Alba’s...

“I thought baking included butter, sugar and water and I couldn’t even pronounce half the ingredients in these mixes. So, we did some research and made our own from scratch.”

I wonder if she’ll need any extracurricular activities or even a good GPA to get into an Ivy League school...

You know what bothers me most about being fat? It’s that dudes consider me fuckable, but not dateable. The amount of dudes that have hit on me on dating websites with “hey sexy, you’re sexy, want to fuck?”...

I love you, Yoga Nerd.

Yea, this shit really kind of made me feel not great, because I am not attracted to a specific group of people and how dare me not being attracted to them. But I am attracted to the individual, not the group. If I happen to become attracted to a fat dude, it’s because I’m attracted to him as an individual, which…

What’s that documentary about the new director who was a dancer at a company and then directed a brand new play?

Man, I hate this shit.

Dude... you’ve gotta elaborate. What happened? Did you call the tattoo place and complain? Leave a bad Yelp review? Was it infected? ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

I’ve sent a message through the lady network to shut down your access. This “problem” should no longer cause issues for you. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Men.

The amount of sick joy that I get out of this comment should probably be shameful, but it’s just too good not to get a kick out of this.

Holy shit, that does look amazing.

I’ve stage managed the play like... 4 times, so I can see being sick and tired of it.

OH MY GOD.

Not sure if anyone explained.

Goddamn, all of my favorite shows being recommended to others by clearly evolved human beings.

I don’t know you, but we are sisters in arms. You’re not alone.