Holy shit, thank you.

I only make vegan cupcakes now after I found a recipe that made the best cupcakes I’ve ever eaten. Now, frosting? Yea, that shit ain’t vegan, because vegan frosting is not good...

Whoa whoa whoa, this needs more attention. Is that really him?

Where is this frooooom?

seems like it could happen has happened at any high school

Right? Like assuming that just because we’re friendly means that we’re asking for sexual attention. Man, the dudes that I’ve had stalk me on Halo is next level crazy.

More importantly, that this person who just happens to post on Jezebel, knows someone who knew that Taylor Kinney took a loan out to buy this ring for Lady Gaga. Just... the coincidence is magnificent!

Brilliant.

Wait so... you didn’t have time to watch the fight, but you did have time to log into Jalopnik? I... what...?

You’re actually supposed to ask someone if they are choking or need the Heimlich before you perform it on them, that’s a part of the first aid training. If they are able to cough or speak, then you are not supposed to interfere.

What exactly is “debutante” porn? Asking for a friend...

Tom Brady wrote the Gawker article outing that executive as a gay man.

This is the perfect troll of the perfect Deadspin comment right here. Dense, missing the point, and whiny.

MARRY HER/HIM.

I am shipping you guys so hard.

Tina Fey? :( Noooooooooo!

That seems like perfect casting.

WHY do people talk in the bathroom? If I was on the phone with someone, and I heard flushing in the background, I would never speak to that person on the phone ever again.

I... what? Drinking in the shower?

Directly... into the garbage can?