Men amaze me. I love reading these Funbags purely to read hilarious anecdotal situations from men that I didn’t realize existed.

Who do I have to sleep with to work there?

“I don’t think we’re addressing the threat to the country,” Gilmore told the Richmond Times-Dispatch in an interview Tuesday. “I bring to the table experience that others don’t have.”

And they’re putting people back in the greys, too, keep that in mind.

Mine was deleted and I’m back in the greys. So... there’s that.

Just FYI, they removed my comment I made and put me back in the greys, so keep that in mind if it happens to you.

Looks like I’m back to the greys as well.

No way, seriously?

I’m not going to link to the article, because they don’t need clicks on it, but essentially Gawker has published an article outing a private citizen and being a party to blackmailing that man who hired a gay prostitute.

It is truly a day of reckoning for Gawker.

The irony of this post is amazing.

I was watching a fight the other day at the gym (an older fight, probably from earlier this year), and I don’t remember the 2 dudes who were fighting, but one of them was getting the literal SHIT beaten out of him by the other guy, to the point where he wasn’t really even in it anymore. Dude just kept getting knocked…

lay back with my wang hanging out of the tub and getting all cold

Hence why, at the same time, you run the shower as well. Huge waste of water, but AMAZING feeling!

Well at least you don’t have big boobs that literally WON’T ever get under the water.

Idiots. Run the shower, rinse off quickly, run the bath, rinse off after the bath...

Can we be hetero life mates? You sound exactly like me.

I literally went “awwww :(“ out loud from this post.

Those brave, brave women.

I would imagine that it’s similar to wearing a ballet shoe, or one of those fetish high heels, right?