Damnit New Mexico. First the cop who thinks ghosts perpetrated a crime, and now this.

What's going on? :(

Man, there is nothing that makes me laugh more than imaginary conversations between animals where they're named Greg or Roger.

Oh goddamnit New Mexico... if it wasn't for your gorgeous sunsets and awesome weather, I would leave the shit out of you.

Agreed.

He was on Top Chef with his pregnant wife 2 seasons or so ago, and they were just the most delightful Top Chef guests ever. Very knowledgeable about food, and just so funny and appreciative.

I love Jaja! She was my favorite. :)

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As a 26 year old female, this made me laugh so so much. In a good way, of course.

Oh my gosh, this has to be my favorite thread on all of Gawker. I'm so glad things are going well! :)

Buying her album, want her clothes, watching all her videos, adding her to twitter, GIMME ALL OF IT!

What else needs to be said, really?

That can be arranged.

Human sacrifices? Or like... tropical as fuck fish sacrifices?

I am genuinely appreciative and commend OTL for writing this, "One former staffer said Rice, the former Baltimore Ravens running back, spat in his then-fiancée's face twice, "once outside the elevator and once inside," prompting her to retaliate with movements that were ultimately countered with a knockout punch."…

I think you mean ""wow, the Mets sports in general appear to be run by a tremendously scummy sexist."

How does that change anything? Because it's not 50%, the NFL and sports media shouldn't better represent women or respect women? What's the cutoff? At 50%, women get properly represented and respected? You totally missed the point of ForgotMyLastPassword's comment.

Thank you Lauren! :)

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