I think we should bring back the Eisenhower-era rules about wearing White Onions with tails while yellow onions are more summer wear. The kind you can wear with shorts.
I mean, I see boomers wearing White onions with their cargo shorts, but that never sat right with me. White Onions are too fancy for that everyday…

Could you change a quarter for five bees? I need to catch the ferry over to Morganville and see if they have any of those big yellow onions left. I know they already ran out of the white ones because of the war.

Look, as an old, I need to ensure that the onion on my belt does not hang longer than the hem of my short pants, and thusly my short pants just meet my knee, as a belt onion is harder to come by than are short pants. 

If yours balls hang out when you sit, they are too short. Everything else is subjective.

OMG, found dogs make up 80% of my Nextdoor posts. People around here have lots of dogs, but not much of a sense of responsibility for them.

What about people who lose their dog 3-4 times a week?  It’s called a fence, people, check into it!

GOOD.

I joined Nextdoor when I moved into my house in a new state. After moving in, my dog managed to get out of the house without me realizing. After I noticed she was gone, I panicked and went looking around the streets. When that didn’t turn up anything, I put a message on Nextdoor and within 5 minutes, someone had…

Excellent!  

Thank you!  Though I don’t really know what they have to investigate. . . 

We have a local florist claiming the same nonsense.

At least we know no one was wearing mixed fibers!  

Um... Yes... I’ll take that lovely cake right there.

I love the idea. “Hi, I’ve done it in the butt and had an orgy or two. I’ll have a cupcake, please.”

I had sex before marriage. A lot of it. No cake for me!

If he stopped baking cakes for everything that Christianity considers a “sin”, he’d be out of business. Does he bake wedding cakes for divorcees? Birthday cakes for out of wedlock children? Anniversary cakes for adulterers? He’s selectively choosing which “sins” he wants to pay attention to and that’s not right.

The dude just won a Supreme Court case and would almost certainly win another one if this new complaint ends up there. How would deliberately going into his shop for a cake you know he is unlikely to make in order to bring more complaints against him bringing this guy to heel? Or teach him and bigots like him a…

You have a good 13 y.o. Good job, ma.

My 13 year old read about this and immediately wanted to see if she could message this girl somehow and let her know that she and all her friends would welcome her anytime.

Hey Maddie and Brandy Rose! There are millions of Americans who are horrified at how you’re being treated and who would welcome you into their communities. I hope you are able to not internalize the message that these adults are trying to send to you. They are deeply flawed--not you.