Exactly. I enjoy playing video games, but I’m not super into them like my husband is. We play together sometimes, and sometimes he holes up in the office to play online with friends. I’m not into some of the games he loves or really aggressive gaming, so I’m glad he can play with people who are. Hell, if he’s grumpy…

If it was, at least you could go out and turn the hose on them.

Ditto to all of this. I know it’s not just me being 34, I have an 18-y-o and she’s as baffled as I am. She loves her some YouTube silliness (so much Shane Dawson omg), but won’t touch this nonsense with someone else’s ten foot pole. What is the appeal? Drama for drama’s sake?

I have just the right rural Vermonters in mind! My brother and his wife would have this kid whipped (figuratively) into shape within a year. Tiny 100+ year old house with plenty of acreage to work, and WiFi so pathetic they don’t bother using it. My SIL works with kids in nature education; I’m sure she’d love an…

My daughter has two friends with massive clouds of naturally red curly hair. One girl is white, the other is biracial with very light skin. People comment on their hair constantly, but rarely touch either of them until they find out the second girl is half black. Then the paws start stretching for her head. She…

Sadly? They’re probably behind the camera and helping her edit.

All I could think watching that mess was “someone please take these children home, they all need a nap”.

All major US brands of mayonnaise use real eggs. Hellman’s/Best Foods uses both whole eggs and egg yolks. There are vegan alternatives made with egg substitutes, which it sounds like you’re buying, but actual mayonnaise is made with eggs. Crème fraiche, however, is not made with eggs. It’s a cultured milk product,…

We had millions of the buggers in my old town. I’m positive they outnumbered the people. One night, my neighbor saw a couple on her porch stealing her cat food so she grabbed a broom and ran outside yelling and shaking it at them. The bigger raccoon ran right up to her, grabbed hold of the broom with both front paws…

Oh, for sure! There are many damn good reasons people go through years of school and ongoing certifications to inject anything like that into a body.

I mean, who even knows what’s in there? The odds of it being actual injection-grade medical silicone are, I’d guess, pretty slim.

She has SUCH an iconic look (nothing like that mess above), it really shouldn’t be difficult. Darkening your skin is a lazy cop out for people with no real creativity.

I can watch Idle Hands to my heart’s content secure in the knowledge that my teen crush preferences were justified.

I know we’re only medically legal here in Az, but I’ve been really glad to see that dispensary prices have stayed in line with what I’d been paying previously. Even better, my dispensaries have regular sales! My dealer certainly never did that. Today I’m picking up some $23 1/8oz tins of blended flower. That would…

Hence the adjective used: militant

My grandmother was so bad about this. If you ever left a glass unattended for a moment you’d have to say “Gram, this is my current glass. I am still using this glass. Don’t put this in the dishwasher, I’m coming back to it”. Still a 50/50 chance it’d be gone.

I ran a stuffed animal hospital when I was in elementary school. It started when my bear Asha split a seam and my grandma showed me how to sew it up. Pretty soon word got around that I was good with a needle, and kids at school were bringing their injured animals to me. I should have charged, but I was not exactly…

I would have gone completely ballistic! Holy crap! My mom tried that once, when I was in fourth grade, but luckily she’d only gotten as far as stashing the garbage bag full of animals in the linen closet before I caught her. She hadn’t taken all my stuffed animals, just the “baby ones” she thought I wouldn’t miss. Her…

My mom briefly dated a cop when I was in grade school, and he said DV calls were hands down the most terrifying to walk into. You never knew what you’d find when you got there or how the abuser would respond.

When I’m getting a speculum and cotton swabs stuck in me, I want that shit done by someone who knows what it feels like.