I wash my legs most times and have leg hair sometimes.

It’s bad enough that I can’t find a good watch without any fucking bling on it, now I can’t get wheels free of crystal chips?

the world appears to be changing.

Not to mention the onus is on a treated depressed person to monitor their own health. I often don’t notice that I am having an episode until things are very bad. Like it can take a while for it to dawn on me that I’ve been quietly wishing for death for three months and I’m not just ‘a bit down’.

Ooh! I know this one! Penis.

it's an investment.

oh no honey don't

Class action lawsuit?

Bless you and your undying lobe for Her Fae Majesty, Kate Bush. I love Joanna Newsom’s songwriting so much but I can’t stand her voice, a terrible fact of my existence that is as upsetting as my inability to palate eggplant in any state other than in banjan borani. *sigh* If Ben Solee could just go ahead and cover…

Right? I mean, movies are real.

I love the score but I think I wandered off during the film.

she discussed with him how cold they would need to be, that rickon was as good as dead. he... remained passionate. she knew she couldn’t tell him, she knew he wouldn’t wait, she knew he’d take ramsay’s bait. I think she was as prepared to sacrifice him as she was rickon, then, because he was unable to be as cold and…

no. nope. nooooooooo!

Getting Into Birds is a thing that has come to me late but with force.

Not really. Gallo is still Gallo.

Australia looks like they’re going punting.

That sucks. I’m sorry.

I have to say my mind was blown when I found I was actually a 28E rather than the 32Cs I’d been enduring that rode up and gave me quad boob. They don’t look like an E. But who gives a fuck when your bras go from ‘uuugh’ to ‘am I wearing a...? Oh. Yes. Good.’

“the blind” is referring to a “blind item”. It’s when a snippet of gossip is printed without names but (theoretically) enough surrounding detail for people to guess. Well, people who are very well informed about celebs anyway.

And even if that were true, people should be treated equally (and with respect) anyway. I just. ????