you know nothing john snow

FUCK YEAH CORRIANDER!

no, Pam, you have declared war on your fellow Americans who are Muslim. and you are deliberately baiting the most reactionary among them. the contest was an act of religious vilification and an incitement to violence. mad cow.

I had sorta not great looking nails but kept short and painted they looked ok. then one day the nail on my left index finger decided it was going to have a thick bed and stop adhering halfway. this happened just as nail art became so much a thing. I was gutted. stupid munty finger.

dry shampoooooooo! I don’t understand you :(

scarves are the one thing in my ‘faking feminine’ repertoire that I can actually do and makes my outfits look intentional and slightly interesting rather than “I’m 36 and I don’t know how to dress anymore why can’t I just wear pyjamas and fancy leather slippers?”. my breasts are set wide apart though so that helps…

I hate high high heels. I even hate mid heels. I LOVE 1920s style Mary Janes or T-straps. actually, just strapping my feet into the shoe makes me feel more like I am the one wearing the shoes not vice versa. those evening pointed pumps that cross or loop over the foot? brilliant. onwards I stomp.

trying to fit masculine clothes to my pear shape makes me cry. often. I love tucked-in shirts but unless the pants are high waisted that shirt escapes. high waisted pants though make me look frumpy. damn it all to hell.

Hmm, interesting.

I hope this is the push my cousin needs to vaccinate her fucking children. They’re by no means wealthy but they’re also not poor. The rebates disappearing will not be without consequence. Her husband will be happy as she will have to stop studying to take care of the kids, but she loves her course so I think she’s…

I’d agree if it were not such a lame duck policy. You can claim exemption on religious or philosophical grounds. And unfortunately “my feels based on whacky misinformation” counts as philosophical.

He signed on for 50 Shades. I knew he wasn't that bright.

You are a good person who knows what is important.

I am, as Cher would say, a Monet.

Fuck, does reality scare her too?

Oh thank god.

Pete Evans is a complete loon and I can't stand his stupid, orange face.

I hope you are joking about your cat.

Cheese is a kind of meat.

Get it, Lily.