The Oxford comma's used in the UK about as frequently as Americans leave the 'u' in colour.

I'm pretty sure she's left because she didn't have authority to make changes like that.

I like her a lot. Watching her little cohort jet off to Ireland to scatter her father's ashes was both funny and moving. I also noted that she treated her assistant like a person in a team of equals rather than and underling. That always gets kudos from me.

Yes. Because it's such a unique look and so difficult to emulate.

Holy crap. 90s me is judging 2015 me.

Yesss. the high wax content really makes a difference.

Drink water and stay hydrated! but also use philosophy's kiss me tonight for a night treatment (or for everyday if that's affordable) and a nice thick or lip balm like LUSH's lip service or burt's bees for daytime. I find tinted stuff tends to dry them more. a non-fancy one that's marketed at dudes will probably fit…

you don't want to look like a cunt when your Preserve photo shoot rolls around.

someone needs to sit her and her stylists down (I mean, it's not like she ones up with this twittery all on her own).

Knowing Ramsey he probably would have given the kid 30 minutes of responsible, compassionate parenting.

Probably not. Excited? You bet.

Never over-invest in your hypothesis.

I have not yet reached the zero fucks re: my teeth. maybe by 40? haha only 4 years to go! fuck. fuck.

Why do I even have 9 lipsticks. I never wear lipstick. My teeth are very crooked. Don't look at them. Look up here at my eyes. Not at my mouth, no. There's just plain balm there. Boring. Don't look there.

She's a twat, but I need that outfit.

Perhaps one day I will have a series of postcards printed so that there's something to "exchange": them a toy foetus, me a fact sheet on abortion with the image of that grown woman slumped dead on the floor after having a backyard job.

I might have disagreed with you before I read And The Band Played On. Viruses do not give a fig about our politics.

That is genius.

Ooh! for theakeup person: The videos at Lisa Eldridge are really helpful. she's a professional makeup artist and some of the stuff she recommends is just insanely expensive but her techniques are great if you have no idea what you're doing (hi).

How amazing are too-faced palettes?!