"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and that other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

IIIiii looooove this teaammmm!! ahahaaaaaahhhhh!

"That's what I've been saying!" -Wesley Snipes

I'm amazed every vote in Cobb doesn't end in a Ty.

Not surprising if you think about it. Let's add this up, shall we:
Cobb County = 10 letters
Obamacare = 9
Fucks given by libtards = 0
Amendment trampled = 2
Patriots killed at Benghshit sorry can't finish this joke, just got a job at Breitbart

Seeing as this is the equivalent of daylight robbery, the solution is simple: everyone there should collectively stop paying taxes.

Field of Schemes

Admitting that you eat Domino's pizza is the real tragedy here.

HERE COMES THE PIZZA!

IOC would never go for it. It would be like buying second-hand underwear: Everyone knows that those sports facilities are single-use. I mean really, after a couple hundred guys in skin-tight suits slide down a luge track, do you want to use it again? Ew.

Wait, you can say no?

Serious question: why don't we see cities that have previously hosted the winter Olympics bidding to do it again? Salt Lake City or Lillehammer wouldn't need a huge infrastructure investment, would they? Just put a fresh coat of paint on the bobsled track and you're all set.

Does Detroit have an alpine hill? Maybe you could bulldoze all the vacant buildings into a huge pile.

Qatari Winter Games is almost as shitty idea as Qatari World Cup.

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

There's no way of knowing.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.