I’ll just buy it when it goes on sale 3 years from now when they finally release enough expansions for it to be a ‘complete’ paradox game.

Ring of Red did this.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

C’mon this is some low-hanging lolmets shit. If anything it is a lolwilpons thing, and while that tag won’t bring in as many hurhurhurlolmetshurhurhur engagement, there’s enough to shit on the team as it is.

I’ve tried to post this before, but been unsuccessful, but the fruit of tens of minutes of my time deserve to be shared..

Wonder if Haddish wore Chinchilla or fox to the vegan joint.

Was waiting for a lolmets post.   Can’t wait for them to inevitably lose more than 2 games in a week for your lazy shitposts.

Lol nvm he fucking making highlight reels all day. This shit aged poorly.

He also muffed at least 3 balls in the outfield leading to big innings for the ‘lolmets,’ but I guess it doesn’t fit the ‘lolmets’ agenda here at deadspin.

This is pretty good:

NdGT is a manmade invention that turns conceit into a person. 

lmao yankees.

+1 straight shot

Pretty sure that the clubhouse commotion was ex-yankee Shelley Duncan roiding out on being reassigned/demoted.

But in this world who can he beat up and then apologize, play a movie where he literally is just himself and get rewarded?  Oh man, the drama and the intrigue! I can’t wait!

Whoever said two wrongs don’t make a right?

I guess they can add it to this clip.

So there are no real posts about the all-star game/week/whatever.

let me just sneer at every imperfect idea as insufficient as we eat our cheetos and/or avocado toast from the comfort of our homes, mkay?