Just like this, coach?

Cool. Mets fans are desperate for success and pay attention to their team. Guess pageviews must be down this weekend, so deadspin and all other ny media must make a satirical piece to appease the rest of the readers. When in reality both moves were just.

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It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

Everyone keeps looking for bizarre theories about what they're but has anyone else thought it might just be a really bored french guy going 'I know what will really fuck with people's heads'.

Yeah, this wasn't the best way to find a few new hurlers.

Now how am I supposed to explain this to my children?

I can't believe Nasri isn't going to be representing France, especially considering how good he is at letting others fight battles for him.

So an intern forgot to change something in a form-tweet. He took it down less than a minute later. Jesus Christ. You guys are absurd. They didn't put a fork in an outlet for fuck sake. What? Do you think Jimmy Haslam controls the Cleveland Browns twitter account? "Here come the bumbling browns *trumpet noise*" is such…

Glad to see Emmitt Smith got a Deadspin account.

Thats a crap load of Zima

its a zima

I thought that was Christopher Robin.

Anybody else notice the similarity between Darren Rovell and George Costanza?

Biggest takeaway here. Darren Rovell's email is sportsbizreporter@gmail.com. You know what to do.

Soccer fans aren't exactly thrilled with Fox Sports either. It's good they're showing games but it's hard to take them seriously when they have Gus Johnson in the booth and Piers Morgan in the studio, not to mention that Judah Friedlander…appearance…or whatever that was

The more I look at this game the more I want to play Borderland.