I had to do a double take, I saw him running with the ball and thought at first it was a clump of grass stuck to him, then realized "wait, is that a fucking dinosaur?"

They play completely different positions with completely different roles, it's silly to even compare them in the same class. Donovan is a great goal-scoarer, Howard is a fantastic goal-stopper. They will forever be remembered for those specific roles.

That's the one thing that always stands out to me when watching the U.S. play European/South American teams; the other team seems to move the ball around fairly easily while we have to struggle and fight for every pass. I don't know if it's the teams movement, their foresight etc but something about the way we play…

Coming Q4 of 2017.

While these guys are certainly shitty, immature, likely-sociopathic and anger-driven people, I feel like most of you haven't spent any decent amount of time on sites like 4chan. All of these guys' writings read like those of Anonymous/4chan folks. I'm not the least bit surprised that their is a cross section between…

I would love an Xbox One version! Kept my game saves but deleted the game to make room on my pitifully small 20gig 360 HD. I never even got to finish the story, I was about to leave the county when I stopped.

The watered-down sponsor of bro-parties everywhere!

I feel like I just watched a game design student's final project.

Ok cool, the lack of funny in the post made me unsure. Carry on!

Toddler on a bike gets jumped by dog from behind, mauled for all of 3 seconds.

Adult person online derides kid's ability to defend himself.

I really hope you're trolling because if not then you're the most ridiculous person I've encountered on the internet today.

Haha dude stop trying to speak for other people to prove your point. Just because your fat ass would be too lazy and jaded to consistently use this technology, doesn't mean that others wouldn't use it. 2 people just said 'this looks awesome, I'd love to have/use it!' and you responded with "lol no, you wouldn't." Um,…

Among the casualties will be Battlefield 1942 (PC), C&C Generals (PC), Crysis (PC), Master of Orion III (PC), Medal of Honor: Allied Assault (PC), the original Neverwinter Nights (PC) and its sequel, and both Star Wars: Battlefront titles on PC.

Also, a note: Angry Orchard bottles are twist-off's, so this seems especially pointless.

SO MANY TIMES.

Do you understand what a meme is? People/animals on the internet have been revered for less.

Nailed the face perfectly.

Ah, the old hipster/4chan user response: "I remember when (insert subject) was good, not like now."

This looks photoshopped to me. I'm no expert, but I can't stop staring at this, it looks uncanny.

Your loss!

I'll have you know I laughed heartily for a good 8 seconds at the headline.

You people and your words, heh.