On the plus side, I live in Jacksonville and we have a naval air station, a naval shipyard, and a “decommissioned” nuclear weapons storage facility. So I will be burned into vapors pretty quickly and won’t have to worry about any post apocalypse shenanigans.

You don’t even have to read a newspaper. If you binge watched The West Wing you would know that China and Taiwan is complicated... and India and Pakistan... and Israel and the rest of the Middle East.

They had no chance of beating Florida that year. The Gators had an NFL O-line and an NFL D-line. Cincinnati had a bunch of insurance agents and call center managers.

Zone Dog

Until Pence’s emails show him soliciting Dominican lady boys to make him airtight. Then we’ll have President Ryan.

That direct deposit still works though. #KGTC

Mommy! I like this black one.

Hi, I’m Kirk Cousins, and when I shit the bed it’s only on [bedding brand].

I don’t understand why Nielsen is still a thing with cable TV. There is no way that the cable/satellite companies don’t track what their subscribers are watching.

Or, Steph can’t really guard his position, there’s no one to protect the rim or rebound, they scrapped their bench to sign Durant, and Durant’s eating Draymond’s offense while providing almost nothing on defense.

Is the Eagles defense taking tips from sports talk radio?

The drivers have no leverage because Uber doesn’t have any obligations past their own greed. What happens if/when Travis Kalanick says fuck it and cashes out?

Everybody still got paid (well, not everyone), so it all works out.

Don’t forget about Draymond’s mama!

It’s not that concussed players can’t get back on the field. It’s that it’s illegal to concuss them in the first place.

#SteveHowe

Coaching in basketball makes a difference. Look at Kobe’s non-Phil Jackson years. Kobe was without Phil at the beginning, for a stretch in the middle, and at the end. And the farthest any of those Lakers teams got was a conference final where Utah ran them off the court.

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiittttt

That’s fucking bullshit! Why can’t she get an American landscaper/vigilante? Mexicans taking all of our jobs!

Cruz is a legit sociopath. None of what happened is going to sink in. Also, he’s in Texas where he won the primary by almost 20 points while every Republican from Abraham Lincoln to Alex P. Keaton was still in the race. So he’s always going to have money to run. He can’t really be primaried because how could a…