Someone with computer skills needs to animate this scene, with the quickness.

There’s no way Shahid Khan doesn’t look at Ricardo Montalban and think “That’s what I’m talmbout!”

You cain’t truss people don’t eat pork.

The more he drinks the more says “Now that dog don’t hunt” pronounced: Gnauw at dawg don’t heunt.

Living Colour opened for the Stones here in Jacksonville and the guy in front of me stood and flipped them off for their entire set.

Michael having the kid: Name your boy something Biblical like Ezekiel or Elijah or Nathaniel or Isaiah, especially if you’re white. It’s distinctive, but not unheard of. And people will be shocked that he’s white when they meet him.

Breaking balls is da Debil, Bobby Boucher!!!

Not to make excuses, but Lincoln did catch two in the back of the head before the war ended.

The schools don’t have to pay the athletes, but let the athletes work. Even if it’s only in the off-season. If that means Deshaun Watson gets paid $100k as VP of Puttin’ It On Them Gamecocks at Clemson Chevrolet then good for him.

Throwing hard pitches to Tebow is proof of the attack on Christianity.

Yeah, I’ve noticed Charissa Thompson’s dresses getting tighter too.

There’s no way in hell that a bunch of number addicted analysts are cool with just going by whatever Claude remembers to write down in his log book.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but for me, it comes down to which of these candidates is going to do the job of President of the United States — as in, actually show up to work every day, prepared. Rudy Giuliani didn’t prepare for this interview, which is why he looked stupid. Donald Trump has never prepared for…

The Redzone killed it for me. Nothing happens in a football game. The ball’s in play for about 17 minutes of the theee hours it takes to play a game. The rest is commercials and old guys deciding where to put the ball on the ground then explaining why they put the ball where they put it.

I bet 92 year old Pops can still whip Jeb!’s ass.

How ironic that he’s a regent of a university -- an institution of higher learning -- and he can’t put together a coherent thought.

My favorite KG moment was when the T-Wolves were playing the Spurs in the playoffs, and KG tried to mad dog Tim Duncan, and Duncan just giggled in his face.

No one got shanked (on camera, anyway). #Progress