Mostly, because of gambling.

It’s strange when Dilfer and Steve Young are on the same set, and Dilfer gets asked questions about football. It’s the personification of a participation trophy.

THEY’RE FUCKIN’ MANIACS!!!!!!

It’s culture, especially in the South, and football is a lot more raw size and athleticism with less skill than the other sports. Hitting a curve ball is a lot harder than running a pass pattern.

Look at college football. It’s bad football. Only 1/10 games has a chance to be competitive. That’s not counting the games people think will be competitive but wind up 50-6 at half time. It’s indentured servitude. Except it gets more popular every year. Nothing is going to stop Americans from watching football.

Dude died in a car crash just like 30k other Americans do every year. It was bad luck.

Yanno, the Broncos have never won a legitimate title. They cheated the salary cap for the Terrell Davis wins, and all three titles are tainted because of PED’s. Sure, Peyton, your wife just happens to need the one drug that would be perfect to help your cadaver get through one more season. The Broncos were a .500 team…

Ronda Rousey’s working her way back fighting 6-year olds? That’s messed up.

Yes an 84 Honda Accord (Hill) for $300 is better than an 07 BMW 325 (Bradford) for $110k

I imagine Tim Brown (proto-Fitz) giving Larry Fitzgerald the Good Will Hunting “It’s Not Your Fault” speech somewhere down the line.

Everyone in Jacksonville that wants to go to Jaguars games goes to Jaguars games. Tebow wouldn’t have made any difference at all, because he sucks.

Ezekiel 23:20

CAWZ HE’Z A FLURDA GATOR YA DUMB SUMBITCH

Mmmmm! The quinoa and creatine smoothie at Uncle Tim’s Family Feedbag is the best.

The AFC North is pretty much the Balkans of the NFL.

Who’s the “ugliest” chick Derek Jeter has dated? Dated means “dated”, not bartender he invited back to the crib who had to wipe her phone before she received her gift basket and was allowed to leave.

Matt Jones is hurt.

People love the Diaz brothers because they’re not manufactured. They don’t have stupid nicknames. They’re not hoping against hope that if they just kiss Dana White’s ass enough they’ll become superstars. They haven’t spent their careers weighing in at 155, stepping into the cage at 190, and then complaining about how…

I’ve noticed that when divers fuck up on the board they try to power through like they didn’t just fuck up on the board. Dude’s legs buckled, he knew he was done, but he was like “Welp, I’ll give it my best shot.”

I hear she’s going to start a detective agency in Houston with Simone Manuel. They’re going to call it Simone & Simone