No one has ever won the right to anything or improved their standing by refusing to be aligned with any group. Yes, we are all individuals, but only as a group with stated goals can anything be achieved.

wuzzzzzzz?

Actually, it kind of looks like everyone one else has decided ginger will be the "recipient" of the pepper. He won't be eating it, you see.

If it means no one is telling me about their kid's soccer game for the thirtieth time, I'm all for it.

That's all wrong. A side sleeper clearly needs a layer cake.

Now you've told him where they are

ugh, cats. Too much protein kills their kidneys, anything else makes them fat and can cause diabetes. I guess with their perfect, elegantly designed bodies, there was a trade off to make getting their nutrient balance right impossible.

Did I mention cats LOVE the carbs in commercial diets? Their cells have no idea what to do with it, but they get jonesing for it, so good luck switching them to all protein once they've been on the smack. Gotta be the way my cells feel about Ben & Jerrys.

Exactly. She won't die. She will get carbs, protein and fat, but not the vitamins humans need, but she shouldn't get scurvy in a month, so better than ramen, but not perfect for ape-like beings. In case anyone is really serious about this question and can't be bothered to look it up, dogs are omnivores, cats are…

Just like life...

Well, can you call yourselves something? So I know what to google? So we can talk about empowered women as a force to be reckoned with by listing feminists, etc. etc. together as women who want control of their own decisions and equality? We all do want that, yes? Or are we going to argue about that too?

huh? I can't get my tubes tied under insurance because I haven't had babies. Go figure. It isn't my birth control, it's ours (Mr. Krumble and I) that I am nice enough to take/insert to allow condomlessness. And if you had to pay for it, you'd like the same discount as your other prescriptions so it would cost the same…

Daria would be about 32 now. How is it turning out, D? (You know she reads Jezebel, then feels a little bloated)

Oh, hey! I did that! Only at 30. Then I changed careers. It's ok Daria, the job market sucks so much, you can start over at entry level and not be missing much.

Say what now? Men will say this and others will heartily agree that even among loving couples where no accusations of cheating exist, there should be distrust and proof that one's child is one's own? Watch less Maury. Far less.

congrats on being completely alone and unique in not having a full, creative, rich fantasy life (as well as full, creative, rich real life). Oh wait, there is at least one other like you. Have fun dumping on the rest of the world with your one internet friend.

Since much of this has turned into an ungggghhhh... list, can anyone get with me regarding Tom Mison?

Yup, but can't I make anyone jealous that my SO and I discuss licking the Skars Together? Bisexuals rule the world.

I just wrote "topography of desire."

My sigO and I are both bisexual (of opposite genders) and so much alike, we generally crush together. It's so awesome. We diverge on bois (me) and bears (him). And yes I approve of all his fake bf/gfs. He has excellent taste.