when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Nah if you had any love for Wayne’s World you’d think that joke ruled. 

Is Kate Hudson also going to demonstrate how to utilize professional chefs, trainers, and nutritionists to buy extremely healthy and expensive food and who can develop and cook healthy recipes for you while using an extensive home gym while all your kids are being taken care of either at school or by nannies?

I have a friend who teaches at a uni and she had a student who had been given an extension on their assignment so they just had to email it to her directly. When they did they accidentally forwarded the entire convo thread of them buying the essay from someone, including haggling over price!

...she may grow up believing that only an object can tolerate her truth.

We’ve seen Elizabeth smoking throughout the premiere, so her asking Hanley for a light seems as innocent to us as it does to him.

That’s not true at all. People freaked the fuck out when skirts went above the knee and women started ditching bras. And they still do because while fashion may change, being a spiteful old scold bitching about the youths is eternal.

Bob’s Burgers did it first.

Edge? Ragsdale? They sound like names that freaks from the eighth dimension take on!

I learned in grad school that men’s lab coats are better. They are easier to move in and they have slits in the sides so you can access pants pockets. It has been more than 20 years since I wore a women’s lab coat.

Yep! Chill out, y’all. It’s a potluck not a state dinner. I don’t really care if you bring store-bought brownies or if the entree you made is Shake n Bake chicken. One friend brings wine to most dinners. That’s great. When she hosts, she has pizza delivered. It’s absolutely fine. Nobody cares. We all eat, drink, and…

Kara, it’s even worse than Debra up there with her swimsuit boutique counter necklaces, because they don’t even pose with the kids — they take photos of them through the school fences, zoo-style. It is so fucked.

Where I live, public schools had to start putting “Don’t photograph the children” on their gates, especially schools in beach towns on the Caribbean coast because the fucking tourists won’t stop taking pictures of the “cute little black kids”

Yeah, that’s what’s so eye roll-inducing to me. The kids, the head wrap, all the beaded necklaces, the captions about finding beauty in simple things (they DO have mirrors in Africa, Debra)... it’s all very self-congratulatory and poverty-tourist-y.

I don't know why I'm compelled to share this, but I am in the greys anyways, so who cares....

I posted this elsewhere, but my dog's name is Izzy, so I have a blast with "Fancy" because I get to go "Who dog, who dog, I-Z-Z-Y."

I fart with wild abandon and laugh at the noises. I fart as I high kick. I fart while plié-ing. If I'm laying down, I stick my butt high up in the air and fart. I'll fart when I'm far enough into the relationship, but not with the same gusto.

The point is the politicians are denying homosexuals the same rights given to heterosexuals. Politicians in this documentary have voted against gay adoption and gay marriage. In the past they have advocated extreme quarantine measures for people with AIDS. The list goes on and on. So, I do agree somewhat with Bradley…

Outing people is definitely icky, but I think you vote a person into office partly on the basis of their "character" or at least, how you perceive their character. This is why people thought that it was relevant that Bill Clinton let a White House intern suck his dick and think she was his girlfriend. Likewise, it…

Eh, if this was about firemen or actors or salesmen, that would be one thing. But it's about politicians, who make it their business to interfere with how other humans act and interact. When decisions are made (such as picking a VP based on specific elements) which affect multitudes and done on a supposedly moralistic…