These pics are quite helpful in discouraging fur sales by letting us know how awful an actual normal person looks in a fur.

I actually am Elaine about The English Patient . My SO suspects I am a Nazi because of this.

You are a ghost.

See your doctor if you can still hear pickles over 4 hours

I would assume anyone marrying Ben Stein would get something in writing that they get half when he dies and then never go near him again.

This is literally the permanent change in expression we will see as he leaves office, can finally stop having to pretend to care what conservatives think, and just says "fuck off, idiot, I'm busy."

This is a comment fight as old as time (time is as old as the internet, right?) so no point jumping in on the topic, but I really must point out, based on screen name alone, you are the clear champion. Sorry, shedonesquirted, but when the two of you are listed in the race relations conference syllabus, I think I'll…

makes fun of fairy tales while totally embracing them

Ugh, do I have to? Jokes somewhat funny, but story precious and eye-roll inducing. I don't hate sweet, I don't hate spoofs, this just isn't a great example of either. Dull. Here's what someone else says, and why nostalgia is bad in general.

I'm guessing it was made for the "binders full of women" nonsense, but thought it applied. At first glance, I see "Wamem"

Dammit! Better get packing, witness relocation again.

Is this a safe space to hate Princess Bride? Because I've been waiting for one of those for ever so long. Shhh. Don't tell Mr. Krumble. It kills kittens in his brain or something.

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I'm in! You know, religions tend to have their blood rituals and such (see: Catholicism) ...ours is baked right in!

Let's all just imagine the "other disruptive behavior" was that he stormed the stage and started belting out Tomorrow Belongs To Me. Ahhhh, satisfying.

Here's a tip: complaining that women won't pay attention to you is an excellent way to repel women. Just work on being a nice, giving, humble person. Hint: humble people don't get frustrated or angry at others for not doing what they want them to do.

If breasts had only one function, they would only be enlarged when pregnant and nursing. Humans have evolved the female breast to also be "plumage" to display to potential mates. Large breasts = good breeder = good mate. But remember, evolution doesn't think, so milk production and breast size are not related, larger…

1. If breasts had only one function, they would only be enlarged when pregnant and nursing. Humans have evolved the female breast to also be "plumage" to display to potential mates. Large breasts = good breeder = good mate. But remember, evolution doesn't think, so milk production and breast size are not related,…

It is tempting to say "well, duh" as many people have, but this kind of study is important to help advance feminism in places where men cite all kinds of "logical" reasons they should maintain control over women's bodies. When women are allowed to decide when they want to have sex and with whom everywhere on the…