I wonder what engines two people could carry. A local Pic-A-Part is having a sale soon where for $50 a person can get whatever they want as long as them and a partner can carry it 20 feet. That is LeMons fodder right there.

Which is ironic, because carburetors were the last piece in getting a reliable enough internal combustion engine working for use in cars. It was based on the design of a perfume atomizer, which was itself a rather new invention at the time.

WHAT?! CAN’T HEAR YOU TRAV?!

I actually think it’s an old guy who lives down the block and used to give us crap for parking. It ended when I lucked out and got the Pennsylvania vanity license plate “2”. I think he now thinks we are politically connected or something. But he probably doesn’t know the Hummer is mine.

HMS Talent? The English have such hilarious names for their military ships.

So, the customer isn't always right...

Can I join the "I didn't know a smart car could do 88.5mph" club?

I think everyone on Jalopnik should pool up and buy Ferrari. Then we can bring back the manual Ferraris.

Whew, I'm still in the "helping her understand im not an idiot" phase as it relates to the hobby. I'm all the way up to "I like drives, so long as we can have a picnic" stage. One step at a time.

The Mid-Engined Corvette: This Is It

I am not proud of making this AOTD list.

SSSSSHHHHHHHH!

Combine a wet tight track with a ton of competitive kart racers and this is what you get: A track blocking crash of approximately 83,000 or so go karts.

It's not the Land Rovers that are the problem. It's that each grey market Landie is infested with leprechauns. When they open the container at the dock, the little blighters scurry and now, our great country is also infested with the little buggers.

the recovery guys expression at the end is like "oh well" lol

Physicists around the globe just lost their shit.

Straight pipes save lives.

"That being said, they are the nicest group of guys I've ever met. You just bought a V4 96? Well, hell! Come on over and have a look through all my spare parts. Whatever you want is just $10/part. "

And passenger.