I’m late to the party, but here goes.
I was trying to show off to a girl I liked (as you do) by doing some Scandinavian flicks in my minivan. Things were going well. I was having fun, she was enjoying it, and the van cooperated beautifully with my inputs. But it just wouldn’t step out quite as far as I wanted.

Just curious, why is it required to turn your headlights on if you run your wipers?

Which circuit are they filming from?

That last video gave me major goosebumps. Yowzah.

Looks like a drive I had between Denver and Fort Collins once. In the dark. With a control arm bushing falling apart. And a tire about to go bald.

If New New Top Gear got RCR on as a host, I would watch.
Hey, Beeb. Hire this dude.

This couldn’t hint at, I don’t know, Not-TG Live coming to America? There are, admittedly, a couple of possibilities here.
Side note, I love that they call their Not-Stig “The Ben Collins.”

For real, though. Cancel Indycar’s oval crap, ditch Nascar, kill off NHL, MLB, NBA, whatever craptastic sport is on, and give us this. So good.

I was like, “What the heck is a Vanagon?”
Oh, you mean an 80’s Kombi.

This is the best news about Top Gear that I've heard in a while. Thanks for setting the record straight. I can go home a happy man, knowing that Top Gear may be back yet.

Swine. Arschlochen like these are exactly why I'll never do anything to support "my country." Help the people, sure, but I have no loyalty to the United States or the government that rules over it. Of all the re-VINned Minis in the world....

I just noticed that there's an actual car hiding under all that hideodious flabbiness. And I've seen more than my fair share of pictures of this beast.

That's awesome. This is such a cool way to advertise.

That is a huge gap that opens between the body and the door down that long straight.

My first car. It was the most fun thing ever until I drove something that was actually meant to be a hoonmobile. Now I'm just disappointed.

I was so upset by the lack of coverage - for the first time ever I actually went looking for it, and it was nowhere to be found. I'm convinced I was just born in the wrong place to be an enthusiast. Poor coverage, wrong time zone, not the series' I enjoy.... America, you've failed me.

But, Torch, I already know how to drive sti-

At least you coned it off and had a car worth maxing out. 108 in a minivan on the public highway is probably worse.

Glad I'm not the only crazy one around here. A Yugo is definitely in the top ten cars I'd like to own, just for the reputation.

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