that wasn't Mark. That was a different guy. He was a horrible writer and most people on here couldn't stand him even before that awful write up. He got his ass handed to him and he either quit or got fired.

"polishing the plate" needs to be a new euphemism!

LOLOL oh I would NEVER, I have no idea if it's the guy anyway. I would PM you but I don't think Kinja allows that? But omg, that is the cherry on the top. So sorry you had to actually deal with someone like that, but these stories are gold. Looking at your comment history, you've had some interesting adventures.

Knowing I got to go to yoga at the end of the day yesterday is what kept me from shanking a bitch at work.

I think I found him, or at least a name that satisfies those criteria and my curiosity. I like your stories!

Hahaha omg!! I had no idea lawyers fucked with each other like that.

I keep touting weightlifting all over Kinja. It's helped keep my damn BPII in line with very few medications. Lifting!

I'm not gonna lie, I still follow her on insta just to see if she posts a pic wearing it. I don't know what I'd do but...

It was the best! It was blue and it had French cuffs and I left it in the closet of a hotel room and she told me she'd cleaned out the closest and definitely had the shirt. But noooooo, apparently as I was told a week later, she didn't have it.

Hmm. I disagree. The middle one, for me, is by far the rapiest. If it wasn't for their hopefully altered life trajectory, I'd have pegged, solely based on the pictures, as (left to right) wife beater, pedophile and drugaddict.

People who say things to the effect of "I know how much I pay you, you can't afford x" are really the WORST. If there's one thing a manager (or anyone privy to the salary of others) should do is be HUMAN about the life and circumstances of their employees. Mostly: unless they are stealing money from you, mind your own…

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

I'm guessing it was the opposite— the judge was looking for Thomas Pink clothing and wandered into a Pink store, only to be surrounded by brightly colored bras and giggling teenage girls.

Omg, that's nuts! God I'd love to hear all your stories.

"featherbrained consumers ". No, not when the Thomas Pink logo, on a men's shirt, unexplainably looks like this:

..and she can't afford the specialized care he will need, but she loves him and wants to keep him. She did this in the first place so that she could make money to support her family. This is just such a terrible story all around. I really hope everything works out for the surrogate and those sweet babies.

She's a fucking hero.

She is keeping the boy and wants the girl back now after finding this out.

I'll be even more in love with him when he gets chubby again. CHUBBY PRATT 4EVA!!!