NO HE IS NOT A SERVAL COME OUT COME OUT! I just got confirmation from the kitty's owner, and he is a Savannah Cat, which is a domestic cat breed with a little bit of serval ancestry, but is definitely just a kitty.

OK OK confirmation from the kitty's owner — homeboy is a SAVANNAH CAT which is not a wild animal, but has some serval ancestry. They look like this:

Seriously. I know the difference between wild animals and pets. This kitty is a pet.

Maine coons have long, fluffy-type fur. This guy's fur is short. It's possible that he's a cross with a Maine coon, though?

Uh, it's entirely possible that one lives upstairs from me and that I watched him for the past week. He does not act like a wild animal, though. He is really calm and likes affection. It was just an accident that he hurt me, because he was not angry at all, just playing with the toy I made. So even though there…

OK my Google-Fu tells me that servals are wild animals. I don't think this guy is a wild animal, because he is very, very chill and acts like a house cat other than being enormous and violently attacking a homemade cat toy and causing me serious injury in the process. Are there any domesticated servals? Would it be…

Youch! I can't even imagine how painful that was!!! Cats are no joke. I think that this is why I stick with bunnies as my own pets.

Definitely not a bobcat. Bobcats have short tails and those tufty things on their ears, and this kitty does not have that. Also, I don't think that this kitty is a wild animal, I think he is just a kitty.

Not quite THAT big, but yeah, basically. Actually, that looks a lot like him.

No, I don't think it's an ocelot. I just GoogleImaged, and ocelots have a more complicated spot pattern than this kitty. This kitty is just yellow with simple black spots. Also, I don't think he's a wild animal, I think he's just a kitty.

Nope, not a tiger. Tigers have stripes and this kitty has spots. I don't know, though, he has REALLY long legs. I've never actually seen a cat with legs this long before, to be perfectly honest, but in spite of that, he is still just a regular house cat, just a very big one.

I cat-sat for my neighbor this past week. Enormous cat, comes up past my knees and super hefty. We were having lots of fun, cuddling and eating and all that loveliness, until I got the bright idea that cats like to bat at things. I tied a feather to a piece of dental floss and wiggled it around. I was SMACKED in…

I LOVE CHINCHILLAS. How soft is the little guy!??! Also, does he mind being petted?

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

It's OK, my friend. No judging. Just stating my opinion.

I love cupcakes — but only if they taste good. In fact, I would go so far as to say I don't like any food that tastes bad.

This is a legitimate problem. Who are these buttless fit models making shopping so difficult for the rest of us? In fact, I would go so far as to say that having no butt at all is far more of a concern than having a big one, and I'm not sure why they remain so difficult to dress.

Me too; I am extremely talented at buying orthopedic-style shoes that hurt miserably. But what you're describing is really pretty common. You're a normal person!

I'm glad to know that my usual hairstyle (giant braid that has fallen apart over the course of the day) is on point this season.

I can't believe you had that experience, because I had the exact same one. I thought I was alone! Brains that don't want to do what their owner should be doing suddenly made sense to me.