Well, I do actually have an M. Ed. in childhood education, so I'm guessing I'm qualified to teach in most states, but the "choice" of evolution or creationism makes me feel really dark and worried about the future. Thank you, though, for the compliment!

Thanks for the tip!

I am a black person and I love rap. I love Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne and Big Boi and Talib Kweli and I just cried all Sunday watching a Tupac documentary. Rick Ross has no flow. He's also a jerk.

You probably just stopped growing, which usually happens between 17-22 (NOT 13-15 like we're all lead to believe!). Congratulations! You are a normal person!

Urban Outfitters menswear were designed by somebody who had no equipment other than a number 2 pencil, a ruler, and a t-square.

Prince Fielder is incredibly gorgeous and is a joy to watch on the baseball diamond. Hope your neck surgery has an easy recovery, Prince! If you need, like, I don't know, a sports medicine person to come to your house and help you, er, recover, I'm here for you.

As per shoes: actually, it's not that weird for your shoe size to go up in your early teens and down a bit once you stop growing taller. It has to do with the texture of your connective tissue. When you're still growing, the connective tissues in your feet will be stretchier, and your feet will be larger when you…

My bunny playpen is home to three bunnies. Yeah, I need a nanny to clean up that business.

He knows everything and nothing.

Suits me well! I'ma get to chopping!

Cool! Come eat lunch at my house sometime. I promise not to serve you the chicken carcass.

Aaaand my bunny just destroyed a priceless first edition of John Cage's Notations. The bunny nanny thing is sounding like a good idea. Someone to watch the little guy in case I sneeze or yawn.

You are almost right. The answer is trendy foodie health nut that doesn't clean our her refrigerator.

I like you. You got brains.

This is how.

What my fridge contains: Five Fage Total yogurts, carrots, bacon, kale, red leaf lettuce, collard greens, curly parsley, Kerrygold butter, milk, leftover pepper steak, leftover chicken soup, leftover brown rice, six brown eggs, a dozen little bottles of Fevertree ginger ale, a pound of little red potatoes, some weird…

My Funny ValentineOK I am firmly in the Leave Britney Alone camp, but that was not good singing. Off key, switching painfully from head to chest, just really bad singing.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

That's one half of my brain at the moment. The other half thinks that this is hilarious and I love it.

Thank you for your kind words and support, and in gratitude, I bestow that star on you, my friend.