Name one network that stays on-topic now and one broadcast network that doesn't have more than 2 decent prime-time shows.

I knew it. South Park is actually a reality documentary series with advanced camera technology in order to flatten everything out.

My interpretation is that it is that show people watch when nothing else is on, and since TV is terrible at this point, the remainder of people who don't know how to use OnDemand programming or streaming just have the TV set to it or something.

I just...I read everything you say in Butters' voice. You have got to be Trey Parker or Matt Stone. At this point I'm convinced that you are Butters, and South Park is real. I feel like Master Shake with his views on The Highlander now.

What are these ears I CALL SHENANIGANS

There would have been a Big O season three; it just never got picked up. Big O was just more Gnosticism; Roger Smith is BatJesus.

This is my new nopeface.

It deeply, deeply resonates with some people, and I feel as though were I to be able to get it, I'd understand the people that deeply connect with it better as well.

Team Corvid now has its many, many eyes on her. This is a day we shall not soon forget.

I have a confession to make: I do not get Utena.

You have delivered a series of rants to comments on an article that were made over a year and a half ago. No-one is going to take you seriously.

Fingers crossed for this not meaning ruinedFOREVER, but I somehow doubt it.

Incorrect. The problem is that the current voting populace is filled with droves of poorly-educated people. The lack of critical thinking made Sanford just sail right on through. People didn't vote; turnout was miserable in that election because people variously could not understand the consequences of not voting, or…

Two words: Taxpayer money.

He nuked the education system while he worked his way up through state government. All part of the plan!

Men always get the perma-waiver in this awful place.

Meh, they'll just make use of his wealthy straight white man privilege and quote something vaguely "christian"-sounding and he'll be right back on top.

Mostly because he's an irrelevant politician whose claim to fame is his extramarital business.

I used to be so badass. I have fantasies of getting enough treatment to make a full recovery - that is a long shot considering my severity - and becoming the lady equivalent of a Jason Statham character.

You know, some people are these things called "extroverts". They're social-types.