I need you to tell you friend right now that I have the perfect way to do a Borg episode.

It practically wrote itself once I thought about it.

Also why is this not on io9? XD

Ooooooo...

You have it all wrong. She isn’t dead, just retired. Being Avril is kind of like being the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Bool story, Cro.

*reads thread*

Ah...Jezebel anatomical function-related threads. I keep getting older and they stay the same age, oh yes they do.

I swear a majority portion of the userbase has some kind of thing for pee or at least no aversion to related hobbies, much to the intense chagrin of everyone else. Hilarious!

You’re wrong the Mountain Dew is what killed them.

It was Mountain Dew Code Red.

Well Golly Gee; it’s almost as if - oh I don’t know - perhaps being a sex offender is some kind of mental illness that requires treatment or something...

As someone who actually read the article and with a nominal degree of reading comprehension, your response appears to be from objectively poor taste and even poorer judgment.

Yeah I really don’t know what editorial was thinking.

That’s great and all but not only are you not fat, you are also decidedly a chaser.

Now, this doesn’t necessarily have to be fetish; this could just be your natural preference. The fact that you boil this all down to “fucking”, however, is as unfortunate as this article’s publication under Millihelen.

South Carolina.

This was on the wall of my room right next to my bed a couple weeks ago:

It’s possible you just murdered Black Arachnia.

We’re such adults!

This is the thing that killed me right here.

Except those doctrines are not universal, man. Leviticus, for example, is merely about what not to do during worship. People who use Leviticus to persecute people they don’t like would be them cherry-picking phrases - translated to English ones mind you - in a desperate attempt to grasp for straws and self-justify…

You do realize that Christian belief doesn’t hinge on the Old Testament, right?

Furthermore, that it is historical in context even to Jews?

*cries and rocks back and forth*

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS. I DIDN’T WANT TO REMEMBER. *sobs*

Well,

You’re free to be wrong.

Incorrect. I cannot step inside your head. You seem to be under the impression that your distaste or disdain is universal, which...it is not. There is as diverse a range of arguments against the Bible as there are for it. Neither the for nor the against range is necessarily going to be factual, either.