Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

“...did several cusses at each other...”

It’s really about ethics in functioning game systems.

This entire thread is why Australians are my favorite commenters.

Now it just says “Load more”.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

“And if you pause here, you can actually see his heart break.”

Mo-Leicester City?

*John Terry immediately hands in transfer request*

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

If you’re getting paid to goof off on Deadspin and make puns like this, I’m incredibly envious of your sinecure

Bearsketball

If you zoomed in real close on that ball, you could see “Property: Tim Treadwell” written on it.

Ooo! Another Nightcrawler! BAMF!

hard to pick an all-timer, this is my favorite recent one:

Here's NFL player Will Hill's tweet in college