We have a pool, and none of our kids have a summer birthday. Seems like a big waste.

people who don't like mayonnaise are fools. I can't believe a fat person like yourself Drew would deny himself the pleasures of mayonnaise.

Hasn't Dwyane Wade won 3 championships doing this?

This newspaper article has a short blurb about it, third paragraph from the bottom:http://articles.courant.com/2003-07-19/spo…

Unsurprisingly, Rose was the only one on the court who didn't have a knee-jerk reaction.

My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.

Shots fired!

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.

Never drink Mad Dog 20/20 that's been sitting in the back window of a car in the Florida sun at Daytona Speedway infield.

Duke Ellington said about music, "if it sounds good, it is good." The same thing applies to beer. If it tastes good, it is good.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

Well, I won't be eating this shit due to your article, Burneko, but unfortunately now I want to kill myself.

He's just building his Brandt.

"The Archer Family Facewash-Caress-Whatever the hell that creepy gesture is."

If the wife and I see Face/Off on the guide, we'll do this for hours instead of kissing and freak the hell out of the kids. It's all about the inside jokes.

And you failed to mention: "I could eat a peach for days hours."

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Yeah, yeah. We get it, Jameis. That's going to happen regardless of what she says but part of the deal is you also not talking about it.

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Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.