Knifey_Spooney
Knifey_Spooney
Knifey_Spooney

Can’t spell “stoolie” without “tools!”

Is there any way the timing of this ridiculous company field day could have been more insulting? I guess they could have held the layoff meetings on the softball field

+1 same boat, also shook. I feel dirty for it.

Unfortunately, Google Images confirms:

Ben, I notice you’ve left out the popular casual cricket format, Tippett-and-run.

The sound we all just heard emanating from Midtown was Melo’s enormous sigh and his shoulders slumping into indifference, already.

Good wrap-up - as an ex-pat who doesn’t closely follow Australian football anymore, I didn’t know how tough of a season the Dogs had.

alternate hed: Gulliver’s Trattoria

sorry, I’m trying to remove it

The first one I discovered as an Australian working in the U.S.: “spanner in the works.”

“What the fuck is a spanner?”

I don’t know whether to express my disappointment that there’s not a Florida date, or my acceptance that stopping in the Sunshine State would be pointless because the bulk of the population can’t read.

Lucky he got that championship ring, because he seems to have come back from Vegas bereft of the one he got for getting hitched.

PeterFeigin69@aol.com

Perhaps “quitting the Magic” is just his really subtle way of saying he’s no longer following Earvin Johnson on Twitter.

These things are going to cost Jeff Teague a fortune in replacement pants.

Christ, it just keeps going.

Business in the frontcourt, party in the backcourt.

Two words: Baconator. Baconator.