As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

And it’s $50 if you want to park in the special enclosed garages where fans can turn on the car and asphyxiate themselves after suffering through a Mets game.

Your friend gets that at Yankee Stadium, and meanwhile, in Denver, they’re encouraging people to bring their laptops and work from the 3rd deck outdoor bar level at day games.

he deserves to be ridiculed and lose all his endorsements

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

put it straight into my veins

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.

Dude, your dog fucking sucks

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.

I’m actually surprised at how rarely you guys go in on Barstool. I hope you keep at it.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

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If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.

It’s Dan Devine’s world now, we’re just living in it.

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