extremely same, man

Damn. I follow him and generally have enjoyed his online persona. It’s upsetting to hear this but a cold reality people need to confront. We really don’t know the people we follow on Twitter. In other forms of media, at least we don’t feel so utterly blind to the people they really are, but on Twitter, that is so much…

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

“I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you, Steve?”

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Members are wankers. That should have been the opening sentence of this article, in hindsight.

Your wife sounds cool. Is she, uh, seeing anybody?

Buying Monster because you think cold brew tastes bad is the Marchman cereal list of beverage opinions.

Why are you using a picture of Abby Wambach?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

You know what would be REALLY repulsive? Hosting the Olympics in say, 2000 and parading pretty much every medalist in your nations history with one exception. The most recent male track and field medalist. The guy who happened to be on the podium when two African-American men made a black power salute. He would be…

On literally anyone else in the world, the combination of Kermit-drinking-tea hat and Ultimate Warrior t-shirt would cause me untold amounts of annoyance. But not for you, King James.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

I think the Bucks are OK. When the scammer saw one of the names listed as “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, he figured the Bucks’ employee was wise to his scam and just sending fake info.

It’s all true. I have a dog and I love her to death. I also cannot wait to not have a dog. These are NOT contradictory feelings.

Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza diarrhea.

Well, I’m pretty sure there’s going to be some waste.