Jesus Christ, You have copied and pasted this thing on every single thread. Just go get drunk like a normal person.

You and your family sound like squares.

You thought they had recycling piled up in front of a hotel room door?

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.

My husband is a notorious cheapskate. When he met my family for the first time, he was talking about how he recently splurged on a pair of very nice shoes, but instead of saying that, he told my dad that he “splooged” on them. After cracking up, my dad just responded, “You must have really liked those shoes.”

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

My husband didn’t believe me about the vibrational quality, so I made him get the multimeter and test the damned thing. I can feel it in my laptop, and in the microwave.

Suuuuuure enough, there it was. A weak current, but a current. “You shouldn’t be able to feel that; it’s well below the threshold for…

I know I could always tell when a tv was on in a room.

I’m in my 40's, and I keep waiting for my hearing to deteriorate to the point I can’t hear that frequency anymore. So far, no luck.

There is beginning to more evidence that EMFs are bad for our health... the foil hat brigade isn’t as crazy as they once seemed.

Right?! My parents never believed I could hear if the tv was on until I caught them accidentally leaving it on a bunch of times.

My mom thought I was crazy when I told her I could hear lightbulbs. WHO’S CRAZY NOW, MA?

Right? I thought everyone could smell ozone. That’s what it smells like when there’s a storm on the way.

Yeah. i find that surprising — i can hear light bulbs, i can smell electricity, and there’s a vibrational quality to a lot of stuff that I can feel that makes me a bit nuts.

Those weird frequency changes when something turns off or on is really distracting in quiet spaces.

*tick tick hummmmm*

Other people can’t smell that?

He’s also not Australian, he’s from New Zealand and half Maori at that.

i don’t know. i’ve watched A LOT of law and order and i think i have a pretty good grip on this detective thing

You’re right, they never use the word “actor” but they do say “Hollywood is poised to out the A-list star... .” I don’t think producer or director comes to mind when people think “star.”