Too lazy to go through all of the comments to see if someone already said this. Brandi Cyrus is friends with people from the Bachelor franchise because she had a radio show/podcast with Wells Adams (still does I think) before he went on the show.

RAZA JAFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! Why does he have to be in his 20's? That’s dumb.

That was my FIRST THOUGHT. I was about to go google whether or not he and Haim have been in a movie together but saw your comment first.

Me too!

Alright, just listened again. It sounds way more like “Are you Ellie” than “Are you early?” Also, now it sounds like R-U-L-E. HA.

I totally thought she was saying “Are you early? And the game done chose me.” That is a WEIRD ASS way to pronounce “R-U-L-E”

Samesies. Read a ton as a kid and am still sometimes hearing words that I’m like “whaaaa?” and then I realize it’s a word that I’ve been pronoucing wrong in my head until that very moment. This happened with “ethereal” a while back.

Looks like maybe Casey Affleck?

There are a bunch of authentic places in Seattle that make guac to order so, win!

^Are you effing serious? I’m not even going to bother addressing all of the offensive shit in that comment, but I will say this: the majority of women don’t use vibrators because we’re ashamed of our junk. We use them because they WORK. Hands work too, but take longer. Based on your tone, I’m assuming you’ve never…

Um, excuse me, dingus, but you said “fucks” in the second paragraph when you clearly meant SOME OTHER WORD OF MY MADE UP CHOOSING.

And they actually make your life EASIER, because you don’t have to wear mascara. I have a lot of girlfriends who started getting them and then just stopped wearing makeup altogether. I would get them myself, but it’s really time consuming and expensive.

I cannot believe this is a thing that people care about. Those kind of lashes, which are applied at a salon and stay on long-term, are super common. I know lots of people who do it. It’s not like she’s putting them on specifically before going out and playing soccer. They are just always there, much like if you get…

As did I. This guy is BEYOND a piece of shit.

Same guy.

I was planning on watching the originals before I saw Fury Road but didn’t get a chance to. You totally don’t need to AT ALL. Just go see it!

YES. I’m not particularly introverted, but I don’t just talk about myself for the hell of it because I’m not someone who assumes people want to hear about me if they haven’t asked. In that same vein, I’m not usually the first to start asking questions of someone I don’t really know because I don’t want to seem nosy or…

Duh.

I believe she means buying one of the Arkansas diamonds is expensive. Not going and finding one herself. Duh.

Thanks! I looked up all of their wiki pages too but clearly didn’t read his closely enough. What a weird thing to do.