It’s not all “blergh on her.” The tattoo is very small. A hermit crab at that size is pushing it, that’s why she persuaded her to do just the crab. If someone came in and asked for a hermit crab with headphones I’d say it would have to be at least 4” x 3”, and the headphones wouldn’t be nearly as intricate as the…

This isn’t the “sickest”, but it’s one of my favorites....I have been tattooing for a long time, and one thing that used to happen back in the day was “hilarious” prank calls to the shop.

I’m so sorry you had to deal with this!

Time to dive in with my two cents!! Woooo!! The opposite here, a Brit who moved to the US 20 years ago.....yes there are lots of things awry with the US, no doubt. I lived in England for a short time (grew up mainly overseas) and my memories of it were dark and ugly.

Apparently if you don't teach people about washing their hands, they never get sick from each other's germs.

I just have a vision of people who have been filled with misinformation, shame and have no knowledge of birth control getting married, then struggling with intimacy, consent and family planning issues. Jesus will not magically show up in your marital bedroom, lift your fog of know-nothin', carefully roll on a…

This happens aaallll the time. In small ways and in bigger ways. The one that stands out to me the most is my ex. I would get upset and start telling him my (eeeeeek!) feelings and he would literally make loud, stupid noises over the top of me, accompanied by actually making faces.

I'm sorry you got so upset, and I'm very glad that everyone was nice to you. Guns seem loud and scary, but never forget that YOU are in control of them, not the other way around. They don't do anything unless you make it do it.

Yup, yelp is terrible. My workplace has bad, made-up reviews on it and it's infuriating. One review even claimed we were "smoking weed in the back". Um, no.

On the flip side to this, when I first visited the US I was asked by someone in NYC if I knew Ozzy Osbourne. England is very tiny, you see.

It wasn't aimed at women in particular, it's really for everyone. Pressuring anyone to make a massive decision like having children and then scorning them if they disagree, then adding to the pressure by saying stupid things like "you're selfish" etc etc is awful and nonsensical.

I know you can't do much about society-at-large, but anyone who makes you feel bad about not having children is, frankly, an idiot and needs to not be in your life.

What a vile crime. She's a horribly violent offender and I doubt she will change, unfortunately. Cue the "Finding Jesus" claims...

I understand someone messing with someone's food as being a fireable offense, etc., etc., but I'm just constantly amazed at the disgusting, overprivileged, rude and just pig ignorant way certain people act in public, towards people trying to serve them and do their job. Not just in restaurants, but anywhere in…

No, you're right. It's kind of a last ditch effort to try and make yourself look better. I'm assuming they will not believe him and hopefully do what they need to do.

Of course! It's never his fault, always those nasty, dirty girls. He was just having some fun! Until one night he kept making his fist connect with a woman's face, over and over!! Oh, calamity! How did this happen? How DID he get into this situation? The poor thing! Nm, Jesus is here now.

Makes you look good in front of the parole board.

It's all smarmy how-to's and look-how-perfect-we-are until the shine wears off. Get ready for the sad little blogs and pleas for Jesus to forgive when someone falls off the Perfection Bandwagon.

Me: "Apparently War Machine found Jesus."

YES. I get to the point that the thought of sex with them makes me shudder, even though they are exactly the same and great people!