I wonder when those pics are from, too. I mean she's a squillionaire and took a lot of time off while her first kid was still little, she had the money and time to have lasers shot at her face or whatever people do now to get rid of acne scarring. (All the things I wish I had money and time to do to get rid of mine…

Having worked at that level of restaurant, I guarantee that every table has been sneezed on, drooled on, had dirty diapers set on it, been touched with poopy fingers, vomited on, bled on, had kids with pee-soaked pants climb on it, etc. etc. etc. Then the tables and "cleaned and sanitized" with a wet towel that has…

We are not talking about sex. We are talking about a baby eating.

Look, I'm just saying that it's rude of people to breast feed in places where I'm scooching my bare asshole over the tabletops! It's unsanitary. Please have some consideration for others.

ALPHA AS FUCK.

Women get raped wearing burqas. I'm sure that's not an outfit that says "asking for it"? But hey anything to take the focus off the rapists amirite?

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

That was what my dad and I danced to too! He always played the Beatles when we were growing up, so I knew whatever we did, it had to be Beatles.

Perfect! And instead of dancing, they could sit in chairs facing each other in the middle of the dancefloor, with daughter glaring unblinkingly, and daddy comically pulling at his shirtcollar.

My dad and I danced to "In my Life" by The Beatles. My husband thinks Paul McCartney is god so all of our ceremony music and "first dances" (husband/wife, father/daughter, mother/son) were The Beatles or Paul McCartney songs. "In my life" has some bittersweet lyrics, but my mother died when I was little and the song…

This is hilarious. You know how to make it way less creepy? Have a gay dad! I danced with my gay stepdad to Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely". He wasn't there when I was born (which is what the song's about) but he's been there for me in enormous ways that my birth father (who didn't even make it to my wedding)…

My 8 year old is legit terrified of Bloody Mary and Slenderman, thanks 12 year olds at daycare.

I'm so happy to know there are people who really don't care about centuries of slavery and inhumane treatment toward their fellow human beings. I totally want to hang out with people who feel their right to tell a joke is greater than my right to not have my human dignity trampled on.

Do you even go here?

Holy shit! Did I miss that Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn was a long-ass stupid "joke" where the punchline was nigger? Oh wait, it's not. So that's not at all what I was addressing.

you're gunna need to link your source for these graphs first of all. Second, iq is a very limited concept of intelligence. Besides that, our understanding of IQ (in animals and humans) is constantly in flux. You're drawing conclusions from data that at first glance supports your simplistic conclusion, but can also be…

What would cause a biologically white child to develop the SAME IQ as their biologically white parents even though they were raised by WHITE parents that aren't biological.

I have tried cups because I desperately want them to work, but apparently my anatomy disagrees. Even through experimenting with different sizes and insertion techniques, I still get massive leakage around it. Even if I wear a cup, I have to wear a full pad too.

So long as no evidence of your germophobia is left behind, I don't care what you do or what you believe in.