I was completely bald until the age of two, and had only a sad little wisp of a combover for another year, at which point I sprouted a full head of luscious curls. Somehow I survived without a wig. Or bows, or ridiculous pink frilly clothes. And once I did grow hair, people would ask my mother if it was permed…

DEGRASSI: TNG FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!

Aerial is addictive. My borked rotator cuff means I haven't done it in over a month and I'm jonesing hard. I love it. But even I think that the flying lyra shit is crazy. I don't care if there's a harness. Her death is absolutely tragic, not to mention a buzzkill.

This reminded me of a series I used to watch sometimes during summer daycare. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happily_E…

Where are you women finding these magical 30 band size bras? I have never seen one in my life, and as a lady with a very small ribcage I have been looking.

Hey! I'm friends with a number of grotesque American sideshow acts, and I don't think they'd appreciate being associated with Ms. Osbourne!

I'm totally ok with the comments having turned into a hot Asian guy party.

Dude, go to Lazy Jane's. The pastries... And I don't even live in Madison. But yeah, weekday is probably a good idea.

No, I understand, you had to. And my snatch is now completely healthy. My only side effect is increased rage at rape-stories on the news.

Oh, molluscum. This summer, I got (sorta, kinda) date-raped. I managed to put the incident out of my mind, until a few weeks later... Delightful little bumps popped up all over my crotch. I freaked out, called a friend. He takes a look, says, hey, that looks like molluscum! I freak out even more, run to PP. …

Or as I call it - kool-aid for grown ups.

Hmm. I feel like I could go either way on this. The scoliosis thing definitely worries me, since I already have back pain pretty regularly. But the foot thing... One of my feet is a 6, one is a 7 1/2. so if the just the short one gets bigger, that would be awesome.

Congratulations on your sobriety!

Congrats on your sobriety! What a great victory!

Congratulations on your progress! Treatment can be harder than the disease, but you're doing it.

Oh the face, I can't resist it at all.

Thank you. I think he's pretty handsome too!

Yay for Catahoulas! Had never heard of the breed before I brought one home from the shelter, but he's the best behaved dog I've ever had. Bonus: he has a pink "nose ring".

I love wearing my hair in pigtails, but after one too many "handlebar" comments from random dudes, they lost some of their appeal...

This is why I'm glad my mom has super-bitch powers. I ordered it as a naive, be-pimpled teen, not knowing the consequences. I'm pretty sure my mom made the sales rep cry... but we stopped getting billed.