I accidentally posted on a burner account somehow. But yeah, I've pretty much acknowledged that a lot of my clothes have to go. I think the awesome biceps make up for it. And my new addiction to crazy leggings.

I had a gordon setter for over 16 years, and she never fetched. If she wanted the toy she would go over to it and start playing, but more often she simply ignored it. She liked to wrestle, play tug-of-war, and run, but not much of a retriever.

Reminds me a bit of the time my car was super dirty, and some teenage hooligans wrote "didlo MOBil" in the dust. Except that was just funny and not paint.

Did you know, that if you leave a glass of water on the coffee table and leave the room for a minute, the 18-month-old you babysit for will take off his sock, moisten it with milk from his sippy-cup, and put it in your glass of water? Which is now milk-water. With a sock in it.

To quote my mother, "I thought Honey Boo Boo was closer to reality"

NOOOO! Not Marvin Hamlisch! I was saving myself for him... (see avatar)

My copy of "Martha Stewart Cookies" is completely dog-eared. So many delicious things! And the best brownies I've ever had. I do find that her cooking times are often too long, though.

Drake will always be Jimmy to me. Degrassi 4EVER!

Yep, I'm taking mine through a circus program and it's awesome! And I'm definitely digging the whole "conquering my fear of failure" thing. Because there is no way in hell I'm pulling myself in some of those positions right off the bat. I love it enough to keep trying though, and hopefully I'll see some results…

I started taking an aerial silks class this week. It is so much fun. I'm already worried about what I'll do once the class is over - I don't wanna stop! But man, I am sore. That shit is tough. My feet and armpits are very angry at me.

http://youtu.be/42752983 This video introduced me to the gloriousness that is Reggie Watts.

That show was dead to me when Emma married Spinner. Semma forever <3 <3 !!!

As soon as I figure out how to heart, there will be many heart-ings for the Degrassi:TNG reference. I still yell at the screen in the movie theater whenever that Sprite advertisement comes on. "Get back in your wheelchair Jimmy! You can't walk!"

you bet your sweet aspercreme? anybody? no, just me?

I have sooo learned from my situation. I am an optimist, and tend to think the best of people unless proven otherwise, but I will certainly be more cautious from now on. I just wish I didn't have a fucking rash to keep me from putting it completely behind me.

Well, we're talking about a really, really gray rape here. Basically, it was the second date, dude and I are getting along fantastically. We were making out on his living room floor, he was fingering me, and then it was his (un-condomed) penis instead of his fingers. Somehow I was still wearing underpants. I guess…

So I kinda sorta got date-raped a month or so ago, and now I have molluscum! Yay me!

I've definitely let my other partners know what's going on, and they've been remarkably not horrible about it. I guess I don't want to talk to him until I know what's going on. Blergh. I'm just going to have to suck it up.

I recently reentered the dating scene after getting out of a loveless relationship. Reentered might not be the right word though, since I didn't date a whole lot before jumping into a relationship with the first half-decent guy to show interest in me. So I've gone a little bit wild, perhaps. Until a few years ago I…

Much like olivesundae's mother, and many other mothers, my mom likes to stay hip and with it by using all the most popular slang. Shortly after "muffin top" became popular, my mother went shopping and bought several pairs of pants. Having buyer's remorse, she tries on a pair to show me and complains that they show…