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Watching the Milwaukee news was totally fun this week! Child porn! Mom who kept daughter in closet! Man who murdered stepson because his mom reported spousal abuse! Thief steals disabled teen's wheelchair during church! Elementary school shut down due to deadly shooting! Awesome!

@morninggloria: Wisconsin: Home of beer, cheese, and serial killers.

The Miley Cyrus item reminds me of a story about an old schoolmate's mom. She was standing in line somewhere, and accidentally jostled someone. That someone turned around and said, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Caroline Kennedy!" Hilarious, but I can't think of her the same way since then.

@SaturdaysChild: Actually, they have said that there are going to be more BSG movies. I don't know at what point in the series they would be at, though. I kind of want to see what happens after the ending, but I need me some Starbuck!

@RousseMacabre: It really is. The mental image made me simultaneously go squee and squick. I mean, it's awful when your pet kills something, but dogs are animals that kill other animals. They are also animals that we hug and kiss and sleep with and force to wear sweaters. #hughhefnertwitter

@hellatuff: OMG. I want to marry ketchup. I love it. So, so much. I strongly suspect I'm a supertaster, and I have hypersensitivity disorder which makes me REALLY picky. When there is too much going on in a food, my brain shuts down. #vegetariankids

@DollyHaze: My dad had a metal plate thingy in his mouth as a child because they pulled out all his teeth when he was a baby. And I don't doubt that nutritional deficiency could cause teeth to fall out, but that would seem to be more of a problem of gross parental neglect of a medical condition than veganism. #vegeta

@hortense: For a minute, I thought she had covered the song - so the true monstrosity was actually a relief. #leightonmeester

Now thanks to this ad, I now know that not only am I thin, I'm also skinny and *gasp* underweight! I better go buy some wate-on, looks like I need the concentrated nutrients! #wateon

Duuuuuuude. I love poodles. They've got it all - beauty, brains, and bitchitude. I also met one that was 22 years old last week! 22 years old, y'all! #gettypic

What the what! Ed Westwick was in Milwaukee?! I mean, I don't even watch gossip girl, but we so rarely get celebrities up here that I feel a little bad that I didn't get to see anything. #angelinalesbian

@Nezrite: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we are talking about the same thing. Also, it is important to note that there is nothing to suggest murder in most of these cases. People just get suspicious. #boxing

@Nezrite: In La Crosse, WI there have been several drownings of young men in recent years. I don't think they've been labeled suspicious officially, but there is definitely talk of a serial killer among some people. #boxing

Movies that scared me as a child: Fern Gully, that scary part of Fantasia, the cover of The Silence of the Lambs, All dogs go to heaven, 2001, a Space Odyssey.