Multiplayer Halo’s always been closer to an arena shooter than anything else, with the possible exception of Halo 4's rather ill-advised dive into CoDliness.

My SNES looked all colourful like that, but the nameplate still said ‘Super Nintendo Entertainment System'.

I want that, but in red. I was so bummed when I realised that they’d only be offering those transparent Pokemon colours in 2DS form.

Nah, it can be either.

Read the one with the holes—Amigara Fault, or something like that. Still freaks me the fuck out when I think about it, and it’s short.

Why do you have GoG if you’d rather not use so many launchers? Their client is completely optional.

Dunno, just feels more natural to read down than up, I suppose.

My favourite has to be the weary, ‘Fucking prick’ in response to the roly-poly Astra.

No. Most UK police officers are ‘PCs’, or ‘Police Constables’. It’s the standard ‘beat cop’ rank, from which most police powers - detention and so on - are legally derived.

Bit of a weird suggestion, but have you considered picking up one of the books and giving it a go? If you react to them like I did, you’ll end up super-invested in the central plot of the Witcher 3 before you’ve even started playing. It helped me get through the slower bits at the start, anyway.

Yup. I’ve always liked Triss, but Yennefer and Geralt are, well, Yennefer and Geralt—there’s a reason ballads have been written about them. It fits the whole Geralt = Dad, Yennefer = Mum, Ciri = Daughter and Triss = Ciri’s big sister dynamic a little better, anyway. Can’t wait for the official translation of the…

Hey, I think I get why you prefer the Empress ending - I’m not so keen, for a whole host of reasons both book-related and personal - but I still feel like the ‘Ciri the Witcher’ - my ‘Good Dad’ - ending would take its place on my version of this list. No video game ending before or since has so expertly lead my from…

Manly Guys is genuinely good, but it really doesn’t work with the ‘Sunday Funnies’ format.

I’ve always wanted one of those side-wheel things. I’m fairly vague on what I’d actually do with it, beyond sideways-scrolling occasionally, but they look so satisfying—I’d love to just twiddle away, aimlessly.

Pretty much. I’ve always liked the RCZ, particularly in ‘R’ form.

If there’s one thing Jeff Gerstmann will never do, it’s throw away video game memorabilia. I’ve seen the boxes in those GotY videos.

Hey, I’m not looking to be a pedant - okay, looking at how much I’ve written, I guess I kinda am - but still:

He’s British: his entire adult family drives manual. He wouldn’t even have a full driving licence if he hadn’t taken his test in a manual. There’s a decent chance he’s never been in a car without a manual.

I’ve always just said, ‘pavement’.

I can’t wait for Drift Stage to see a full release! I spent an unhealthy amount of time with the demo they put out last year.