It’ll probably be the Nurburgring, once they’ve finished with their safety review and either introduced new spectator regulations, or tougher fences in certain areas. Still, that’s no fun, so...

I think they’d probably need to hold onto at least Chevrolet for the mass-market appeal in the US. There’s no ‘general purpose’ brand for that market in the lineup, otherwise.

The 500’s more of a city car than a supermini - a competitor for the Adam/Ka/Up!/108, rather than the Corsa/Polo/Fiesta/208 - and I don’t think Vauxhall/Opel have a particularly compelling entrant in that segment at the moment. The Adam really hasn’t set the world on fire. (Admittedly, I don’t really think Vauxhall…

Ah, but the non matte-black - and, as such, non-RS500 - Focus RSes are 60hp shy of the Audi, rather than 10.

If the option for a Deus Ex style wheel isn’t in there, then I imagine someone will mod it in eventually... Though I imagine it could take a while, if the modder actually has to transcribe the spoken dialogue. Man, that low-INT stuff is great.

I actually have an old iPad 2 that runs the game, if only barely, but it’s such a shitty experience on there that I’m going to wait for it to be available on my Nexus 5 and 7 before I start playing it. I am actually in the market for a new tablet right now, but there are a couple of things that the iPad just can’t do…

That’s just how Periscope works, I’m afraid. The streams are meant to be viewed, live, through the Periscope app on your phone in portrait.

Flooded roads are actually a somewhat regular occurrence near a lot of the country homes that well-heeled English Range Rover owners tend to live at. Make no mistake, I’m sure it’s mainly just so they have something impressive-looking to put on the spec sheet, but the ability to wade through significant depths of…

I’m glad it’s making a return regardless, but man, Rock-It-Launcher is a much, much better name than Junk Jet.

Holy shit, Brad Shoemaker’s here.

They’ll sell a crap tonne in the UK - we love our fast Hondas here, even now - but that’s pretty much it. It’s like a significantly more extreme variation upon the split between Ford RSs in the UK and Ford RSs on mainland Europe.

“Don’t. Preorder. Video. Games.”

So, what you’re basically saying is... Doggie power armour would be pretty dope.

I don’t even have a particularly tech-savvy group of friends, and yet I’m fairly sure there’s only one iPhone amongst the lot of us. Then again, I do live in Europe—iOS has never been quite as big over here as it is in the US, when you look at the figures.

I don’t really have a dog in this race, as I’ve already got my PC copy on order - yes I bought the dumb Pip-Boy one and yes I feel kinda bad but also PIP-BOY - but there are a fair few absolutely excellent mods out there for Bethesda games that rely on licensed properties. My favourite is probably Fallout Who Vegas.

Well, the SS is a Holden.

As someone who really wants to buy a Surface 3, but actually needs to use it as a tablet a decent amount of the time, I don’t exactly feel your pain, but I do understand the frustration to some extent. I did actually have a Windows Phone for a while - LG Optimus 7, back in the olden times of 2010 - but I’ve been on…

I’m fairly sure it was taken right out of The Empire Strikes Back.

My stream’s still stuck on bloody Madden. Still, I’m not going to skip ahead—working through EA’s sports stuff is part of the E3 tradition.