If I could spare his life, If I could trade his life for mine...He’d be standing here right now, And you would smile, and that would be enough

Well, I will fight him on it because he’s my boyfriend and our mock BB vs Android battle with each other entertains us. I have actually zero experience with the BB OS, but I’ve had android for 6 years now (after switching quickly off iPhone3) and although it has its quirks and issues, I like it. Feel better now?

BB10 is NOT better than Android, and I will fight you on it!!!!!!!! :-P I would want to test out the physical keyboard to see if it is actually better though...as some people said above, in portrait mode it might be a little tight. Then again, I am not a fan of the touchscreen keyboard either, it just goes stupid…

Basically anyone associated with kids are the lowest paid...Teachers? Pediatricians? Who needs ‘em! Just let the kids roam free, and if they survive to adulthood then they can have the fancy doctorin’ they have rightfully earned by being alive past age 18!!

This is why when I moved to the East Coast I just started telling everyone I am from Portland... So much easier! My conversation always went, “Washington - D.C.? No, State - Seattle? No, a smaller town down south, Vancouver - Oh I love Vancouver! No you don’t...it’s not Canada. Screw it, I’m from Portland”

Do you make sure to keep it covered? Don’t lift the lid until the liquid is absorbed (easiest to tell if you have clear lids), then turn the heat off and leave it covered on the stove for another 5 minutes to really let it steam and fluff up nicely. You don’t want to lift the lid a lot and lose all that lovely,…

I’m moving from NYC back to the PNW in 3 weeks...I’m alternately terrified and excited. PNW - mountains, camping, giant grills and outdoor fireplaces, driving my own car instead of wanting to kill every single person taking MTA in the morning. NYC - I can eat dinner in a restaurant at 11pm, bottomless brunch and the…

The way I have seen it before is using hot chocolate mix to make what essentially then becomes a chocolate milkshake. Sometimes malted mix is added to make it taste more distinct too, a dollop of marshmallow fluff on top mayhaps (toasted with a mini blow torch if the place wants to get fancy). Not that outrageous,…

Confession time - My bestie and I were at a terrible play that our friends were doing. We got through it by chugging a big bottle of that premixed Sangria crap that’s pure sugar. When we ran out of that, I “made” a second batch by mixing together the leftovers from a bottle of red, a bottle of white, and several…

Oh god, don’t say that! I am about to move back to the PNW and the thing I am dreading the MOST is jumping back into that passive-aggressive dating pool. At least on the East Coast you know where you stand with guys, even if you wouldn’t let them touch your “fluttering love wallet” with a 10 foot pole :’-(

If you have a bajillion dollars and enjoy hanging out with people who think they are infinitely better than everyone else (hint: you are still from New Jersey)

You have just described my entire fashion sense...add leggings under the dress, topped off with a leather or jean jacket, possibly a jaunty bucket hat.

I have been saying the same thing! Trump’s worst nightmare would be actually getting elected, because then he would actually be expected to do something, would be held accountable for his actions, and would have 2 other branches of government to keep him in line. He likes the attention...ALLLLLLLLLLL the attention!…

Many deli meats have fillers and additives that have gluten in them...deli meat is usually not JUST meat, so it is a legitimate question if someone has a legitimate allergy/intolerance.

But she might end up in class with little multi-ethnic children and discover that they are....... You know, HUMAN, instead of tiny brown skinned devils who keep the South from rising again. THE HORROR!! I’m sure she is getting the vapors right now just imagining such a thing!

Not the getting pissy part, but the getting confused that it isn’t a Starbucks part, is totally legit though. I was at a B&N Cafe a few weeks ago and asking about the mini fraps and told they didn’t have them because they weren’t Starbucks, then trying to pay with my app and being told again that it wouldn’t work…

During my foray into vegetarianism in my 20’s I went to big family gathering and my aunt was SO EXCITED that she had made me a special pot of vegetarian chili.........it was turkey chili

Only time I ever needed stitches - I tried to stab the avocado pit “just so” with a semi-dull but sharp enough steak knife. Fun fact of the day: Avocado pits are slippery, and steak knives tend to go right through avocado AND human flesh really easily!! Next thing you know, Battlestar Galactica & guacamole party…

I’m looking at you, Le Pain Quotadien!!! With your insanely high prices for insanely tiny “sandwiches”..........but $4 happy hour wine and lemon raspberry tarts usually end up luring me in anyway. I’m a sucker, that’s why I live in NYC :-P

I don’t know why they didn’t ask me to walk the red carpet (other than the fact that I am not famous or on Broadway) but I was there, dammit!