Pretty much my exact thoughts ever since its incarnation. AND i’ve got 17 more years of existence than you. So this is the dumbest fucking thing for at least HALF A CENTURY.
True fans know Hawley’s version hews closer to existing cannon, and it’s run time is <chef’s kiss>.
Oh absolutely, she is his new favorite toadie and has been the megaphone to all his whims....she is totally going for the VP spot.
Did the Ben Shapiro Cinematic Universe not work out for you, Gina?
Don’t really know what the big deal is—dictators famously cede power quickly and without much fuss.
That video of him where you can see his brain tell him “OK, now it’s time to perform the smile that you rehearsed.” And then the corners of his mouth go up in herky-jerky motions, and neither corner at the same time. It might be the best takeaway of this whole election process in 2024.
Oh no! Who’s going to stop wokeness from taking over America now?
Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his presidential campaign to term.
I know Jezebel has to find the abortion angle in every story, but it really had nothing to do with his downfall. DeSantisBot Human Emulator 2.0 didn’t lose to trump by 30 points because of his abortion stance. It lost because Trump is still alive and still in the race, and has a cult following that still owns the GOP.
Sounds like a lot of economic anxiety to me.
Johnson is not human. He is a brand. A living, breathing brand that subsists on fame and attention.
Ol’ Rudi is the poster child for why people should retire.
Two very unlikable characters.
TwiX
Let’s not leave out Jeff Zucker.
Anyone with an inkling of New York society or real estate knew the guy was an utter clownshoe. Hell, every contractor in the city and the surrounding state wouldn’t touch a property of his (and his shell companies) with a 10 foot cattle prod because he NEVER paid. There are lawyer firms that won’t even let him through…
My favorite line:
It is all in his church. Sorry...”church.”