Gaetz said “he did not do anything wrong but they are trying to make his life hell, and you know, if the president could give him a pardon, that would be great.”

Sure, you can’t convict him based on that, but I found it hilarious that he and his defenders were acting so indignant about it, like “how dare you accuse ME of cheating” even though he’s a self-admitted multiple time cheater (online).

He was banned from chess.com for cheating in online games, and they later issued a statement saying they had evidence contradicting his claims that he only cheated a couple of times, once when he was 12 and again when he was 16.

Best part of this DeSantis stunt - the migrants were in TEXAS. The flights originated in San Antonio. So this jackwagon spent Florida taxpayer money to fly migrants from Texas to Massachusetts: https://www.npr.org/2022/09/15/1123109768/migrants-sent-to-marthas-vineyard

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It’s not hard to believe, as at his core, Jimmy Kimmel is still the frat bro type doofus as his Emmy stunt shows. The difference between him and Carolla is that Kimmel can accept the legit criticism and not go off on a defensive rant about “woke cancel culture”.

“Let them eat cake.” - Marie Antoinette, 1789

This is literally all Republicans have - political grandstanding. They complain about everything and blame Biden but have no ideas to actually fix anything other than giving billionaires tax cuts and millionaires welfare funds for volleyball stadiums:

This is a horrible story. One sort of kind of silver lining - a GoFundMe established to pay her restitution and tuition raised almost $200K in one day:

Oddjob : Goldeneye :: Bo Jackson : Tecmo Super Bowl.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find Lindsey Graham being hypocritical...

Again, I’m talking about a random hotel worker who would find something a guest left behind, not a random Twitch streamer or person with a YouTube channel. It’s like expecting a random person to have an active Twitter account even though only about a quarter of Americans even have a Twitter account and 90% of them…

Yet another dumb fuck who thinks gerrymandering is the only reason Democrats can possibly lose any election. Lindsey Graham is a Senator in a very red state, he easily beat Jamie Harrison despite being trounced in fundraising by millions, to the point where he repeatedly went on Fox News to beg for money.

What does it mean to be “neither pro-choice nor pro-life,”

Yeah, there’s less than zero chance this isn’t a promotional stunt. He posted the video TO facebook, for crying out loud. You see the value in the outlets that credulously repeat the story like this one.

Was there anyone left in the world who DIDN’T know that Kris released the sex tape? It was her way of getting Kim out of the fame shadow of her friend Paris Hilton. It obviously worked, but I wonder sometimes if Kim hates her mom for it.

Black Twitter had an all-time day yesterday. Every post I saw was somehow funnier than the one before it.

It’s like how Dick Cheney supported same sex marriage (even before Obama!) because his daughter was gay. The more Republicans who are impacted by these issues, the likelier they are to realize that their party’s stances are inhumane and evil.

MAGA morons displaying some serious disrespect to the memory of the Founding Fathers they claim to revere. We had a whole war and everything about this.